The regret factor: After having a one night stand (or sex in general) with the bick, feeling thoughts of udder remorse and blatant discontent with one’s self.
Something that is so stupid and unbelievable, that it's beyond ridiculous, leaving you with the feeling that you've just been fucked up the ass by stupidity.
Sam: Did you see where that guy won a $10 million lawsuit for spilling hot coffee on his scrote ?