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Redvines 

1) A tasty snack that is red and cherry-flavored. Came out before Twizzlers. If people say they like Twizzlers better than Red Vines, they seriously have a problem (unless if they're Darren Criss or Joey Richter or any other member of Team StarKid).

2) The delicious snack that Harry Potter and Ron Weasley discover they both like in Team StarKid's A Very Potter Sequel. Ron is always eating them in this musical. Near the end when Peter Pettigrew is about to kill Harry, Ron, Hermione, Sirius, and Lupin, Ron hold a Red Vine up to Peter and yells "STUPEFY!" Then Ron takes a bite of that Red Vine, saying, "Red Vines—what the hell can't they do?"
Ron: Hey do you want a Red Vine?

Harry: Yeah, sure.

... ... ... ... ... ...
... ... ... ... ... ...

Ron: What is your favorite snack? 1, 2, 3—

H & R: Redvines.

Ron: What's your favorite color vine other than green?

H & R: Redvines.

Ron: What's your favorite way of saying 'red wine' in a German accent?

H & R: Redvines—OH MY GOSH!!!
Redvines by Mrs. Horan-Criss January 22, 2014
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red vines 

1. A popular candy, similar to Twizzlers and vaguely reminiscent of licorice.

2. The favorite snack of one Ron Weasley and one Harry Potter.

3. Your favorite Aimee Mann song.

4. Your favorite color of vines besides green vines.

5. Your favorite way to say "red wines" in a German accent.
"Red vines - what the hell can't they do?" - Ron Weasley, AVPS
red vines by ArtemisRampant July 26, 2010

red vines 

the totally awsome snack featured in a very potter sequal. They are useful and tasty replacements for wands.
Ron: 'Stupefy,Red vines, what the hell can't they do?'
red vines by It's a robot November 26, 2010

Arizona Redvine

When you take A Redvine and shove it into your vagina while on your period then proceed to to slap someone in the face with it.
My best friend was talking shit to me so I gave her an Arizona Redvine.

sticky redvine

When a girl is on her period and gets too

bitchy, after having sex, her boyfriend takes his bloody penis and slaps it across her face and tells her to shut up and take his sticky red vine.
My boyfriend thought I was being to b*itchy so he told me to eat his sticky redvine.
I redvined that man's cock yesterday
redvine by esrkay December 5, 2012