When a girl is on her period and gets too

bitchy, after having sex, her boyfriend takes his bloody penis and slaps it across her face and tells her to shut up and take his sticky red vine.

My boyfriend thought I was being to b*itchy so he told me to eat his sticky redvine.

sticky redvine by Sticky Redvine July 3, 2017

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redline'n

Last smelly fart before you definitely have to take a huge crap, no doubting this feeling.

Oh god, i'm redline'n... ya'll are gonna wanna leave this room now!

redline'n by drock59 October 20, 2009

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RedVines

A supermegafoxyawesomehot snack favored by a one Ronald Weasley. Has been known to have magical powers and can do anything. They are known to be TOTALLY AWESOME.

Of course. Everything tastes better with RedVines.

RedVines by tennischamp683 December 12, 2010

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redvining

When gay men intertwine their penises like the snakes on a caduceus. Taken from The Office (US) S09E08 "The Target").

Angela's Husband and Oscar were redvining all night long. All night.

redvining by DwightAndAngela December 6, 2012

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Saturn ION RedLine

It looks like a 2-door coupe, but it has four doors (2 long forward hinged doors in front, two short rear hinged doors in back, with no pillar between the front and rear doors). It has a rust proof and dent resistant plastic body, it is supercharged and VERY fast (but inexpensive).

If you want an undercover hotrod, get a Saturn ION RedLine without the rear wing. This is the last of the CANNOT rust plastic bodied Saturns, so, if you live in the snow/rust belt, you better buy this one before they're all gone!

Saturn ION RedLine by Car-roll Shelby December 27, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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