Rectal rental
Paying for anal sex.
Rectal rental by I, Wreckerrr November 2, 2016
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Rectal Reptile
A huge turd, comprising nearly the entire contents of the large intestine, that gets deposited in one piece and coils around the bowl a few times.
Rectal Reptile by Phuqit October 9, 2006
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rectal health day
To stay home from work or school due to the high probability that a torrent of liquid awfulness will be expelled from your bowels involuntarily and without warning.
Even though I took a rectal health day from work, I still had to attend a web conference on my iPhone from the shitter.
rectal health day by Bogrimm May 4, 2018
rectal rocketry
rectal rocketry by I, Wreckerrr January 3, 2017
rectal painting
Practical joke where several people eat foods that give them diarrhea and they go out and try to spray fecal matter from out of their anus on to the houses of the chosen target of the joke.
It was the night before Halloween. Ben and his friends decided to embrace the new devil's night fad. Instead of going with the tired and old toilet papering of people's houses; they were going to do some rectal painting of people's houses. Unfortunately they forgot the toilet paper and Ben found himself running from the cops with shitty underwear and some greasy cheeks.
rectal painting by Nutzen YerMouf February 21, 2018
rectal gravy
Any mucous-like liquid that unexpectedly seeps from one's rectum; usually after a scorching case of diarreah.
Rectal gravy generally has a foul smell worse than that of generic diarreah.
Rectal gravy generally has a foul smell worse than that of generic diarreah.
In math class I tried to let out a silent fart when out come some rectal gravy. The whole classroom smelled of septic sludge.
rectal gravy by Navin_Johnson January 13, 2008
a red headed stepchild's rental mule
The next time l catch you punks hanging around my girls, l will beat you like a red headed stepchild's rental mule!!!
a red headed stepchild's rental mule by I, Wreckerrr October 10, 2016
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