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Phil Reardon 

Orignial Singer for FFTL
Now in band 'The New Tragic'
"Dude who's better Sonny or that other guy?"
"Who Phil Reardon?"
"Yeah Him"
Phil Reardon by Skywalker Girl August 22, 2006
The sexiest last name ever...Period.
The way rear and don flows I beautiful.
Also Reardon's have huge penises!.
Person #1: Jesus Christ that Reardon guy has a huge cock...I thought it was his thigh.

Person #2: Damn he is a fine guy.
reardon by Triplenglish February 23, 2017
A registered trade name and unique strapless dildo made by Erogenics, Inc. Realdoe are realistic versions of Feeldoe.
The "pony" end goes into the vagina of the giver (held in place by the Kegel muscles), and ridges on the "saddle" serve to stimulate her clitoris. The "horse" end is used to penetrate her partner.

While the toy was designed with lesbians in mind, it can also be used by heterosexual couples, allowing the woman to peg her man. Unlike traditional strap-on dildos, the realdoe stimulates the woman's naughty bits as she thrusts away.
Since we got a realdoe, I enjoy being pegged by Rebecca even more, since I know she's getting off it, too.
realdoe by hotnhere March 2, 2017
I can't say the other word or Twitter will get me.
You are rearded
Rearded by Red Yoshi April 26, 2021

henry rearden 

Henry Rearden is one of the main protagonist in Ayn Rand's Atlas Shrugged. Rearden is an industrialist and a "man of the mind."

Rearden began working at an ore mine at fourteen years old. For the next sixteen years, Henry Rearden disregarded weariness, and became an expert in metallurgy.

When Rearden was thirty years old, he bought the ore mine that he worked at. The mine had nearly been closed down, but under his management, it flourished.

Later in life, Rearden bought an abandoned steel mill. Ten years later, he produced the first pour of Rearden Metal, a new product that was stronger and lighter than steel.

Rearden Metal became very popular, and as a result, it was stolen from its maker. The rights to Rearden Metal were taken away from Mr. Rearden in the name of the "people."

Seeing as how Mr. Rearden was no altruist, he did not like that one bit. He joined the strike with John Galt, and he gave a big middle finger to the commies.
"Son, why can you not be like Henry Rearden?"
henry rearden by Мудак February 12, 2017

Reardonesque 

Reardonesque - rear·done·esque

-verb

1. unbelievable; usually in reference to a personal achievement: “Joe’s claim of on-sight free soloing White Maiden’s Walkway is Reardonesque.”

-adjective

1. an exaggerated boast or statement that goes beyond credibility: “Dave has been spraying Reardonesque stories of his exploits at the Quarry.”
Origins and popularization of the term

Reardonesque became part of the Southern California rock climber’s lexicon in 2006- 2007. It’s origins are from the late Michael Reardon’s (1965- 2007) false claims of world-class rockclimbing free-solos. The term Reardonesque is generally used as a mockery when a bald-face liar makes over-blown claims of personal achievement.
Reardonesque by Biggy Blort October 7, 2007
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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