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Reach-Around 

These requirements must be satisfied:
1. Two men are in a room together and they are naked.
2. They both like each other enough to penetrate the other.
3. They are both gay.
4. One man (the bitch of the two) is taking it up the ass. (by "it" I mean the other man's penis, and by "up the ass" I mean up the ass.
5. The man who is ramming his rim-rod up and around his partner's sphincter must then use one hand to "Reach-Around" and masturbate his partner until he cums.
6. It can be done with two girls as well but then it's not as funny. Oh and they don't necessarily have to have penises.
Harry Potter was fucking Ron Weasley's asshole nice and hard when Ron asked him for a reach-around, shortly after this, Ron's penis was spewing out a geyser of gayness.

One time Hermoine asked Ron for a reach-around, however, Ron informed her that she didn't have a penis.
Reach-Around by Captain Penis November 11, 2008

Reach-around 

A creative or indirect solution to a problem, often involving an alternative method to bypass obstacles. Similar to a "workaround," but emphasizing adaptability and problem-solving.
"The software had a bug, but I found a reach-around to get the data I needed."
Reach-around by Gaen_g February 26, 2025

reach around 

1. n: the performance of the act of masterbating a sexual partner, usually while the person performing this act is simultaneously performing doggy style, anal sex, or spooning on the same partner as the person on top.

See also: hand job, jacking off

2. n: a metaphor of def 1 describing compensation, usually derogetory.
1. I was fucking my girlfriend doggy style, and gave her a reach around so we could get off together

2. I coughed up five thousand dollars for this piece of shit car and the transmission shit the bed the next day. The fucker who sold it to me didn't even give me a reach around.
reach around by Marc January 3, 2004

Reach Around 

An alcoholic beverage made from Jägermeister and Schweppes Agrum.
Guy 1: "Dude, wanna go for a reach around tonight?"
Guy 2: "...The drink?"
Guy 1: "Yeah I suppose we can have a couple drinks too"
Reach Around by MainMangMang February 19, 2008

reach around 

when two men are having gay sex and the man behind reaches around and jacks off the guy in the front
the sex was awful, he was ramming that shit up my ass and he forgot the reach around!!
reach around by dicksucker January 11, 2003

reach- around

when two gay men are facing in one direction and the guy behind reaches around and jerks off the guy in front of him
the selfish gay man failed to give a reach- around to his partner
reach- around by Johnny D April 5, 2005
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