14 definitions by Johnny D

Crank Bugs

Crank bugs are not real. Meth user's who are in the advanced stages of meth addiction, feel a tingling sensation on their arms and face and then see hallucinatory bugs and spiders (which really aren't there). They then start digging into and peeling back chunks of their skin and flesh in an attempt to "get at" the little creatures. This creates lots of scabbing, typical on meth addicts. Crank bugs are not your freind. Neither is methamphetamine...Stop using meth!
Man did you see all the scabs on Billy? That dude's been chasing crank bugs big time! I think he needs professional help!
by Johnny D January 31, 2006
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Yacht Rock

Yacht rock is cheesy pop rock music from the 80s and 90s. Artists like Michael McDonald, Kenny G, Stevie Nicks, Toto and a host of other similar bands comprise artists who performed this music. Think of dudes in their 50s cruising the harbor and snorting cocaine on their yachts blasting Kenny G and you will be able to picture those who enjoy yacht rock
I saw Billy's dad out in Newport Beach the other day cranking out some yacht rock. It made me want to vomit a shade of teal blue puke
by Johnny D April 19, 2006
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dematha

The greatest fucking school on the east coast in sports. Is amazing in sports such as Lacrosse, Football, Basketball, Wrestling, Swimming, Golf, Soccer, Baseball, Hockey, and Track. See us in any sport and we'll hand it to you, a healthy serving of ass whooping with a win to top it off. And for all those fags from Gonzaga, they can all suck on our nuts cause they are just jealous that they can't seem to beat us. Oh and not to ,ention on of the best college prep high schools too.
DeMatha is one damn good high school. Great sports and academics.
by Johnny D March 25, 2005
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Slap Leather

To slap leather is to break out the bill fold and lay down some dollars
If you want to ride like the big dogs, you gotta slap leather home boy!
by Johnny D April 12, 2006
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ho stacks

hi-heeled platform shoes
Man dog...Did you see that bitch in the black ho stacks? I gotta get me some of that yo!
by Johnny D June 7, 2005
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Kenny Loggins Hot

This is a term used to describe extremely hot temperatures, usually anything above 100 degrees farenheit. In the 80's, Kenny and his band came out with the song "The Heat is On...On the street"
Dude, It's like Kenny Loggins hot out today!
by Johnny D June 21, 2006
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Tax break wife

A woman you marry to get the benefits of marriage from the tax code system.
They were thinking about breaking up when we got together, but since she’s a tax break wife, it just wasn’t economical.
by Johnny D September 23, 2021
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