Raptus

Raptus Day

When everyone have to fart in the same minute.

"Oh dude, It's Raptus Day, we need to fart a big one"

by your mom is hot lol October 6, 2021

spiritus raptus

Spiritual rapture:

1- an expression of passion or ecstacy.

2- the overwhelming emotions resulting from a devine or spiritual encounter.

3- a euphoric / mystical state of being.
see: Sartre's definition of being, ref: Being and Nothingness c. 1965

4- the final assumption of Christians into heaven but only after Satan routes the internal organs out of the films heroine (see: End of Day's) with his (totally circumsised) disembowling / glass shard spiked, strapped on (or not) man's man tool of an angelic Lardon! (see: Lardon)

see: End of Day's again (sober)

see: The Devil's by Ken Russell (not sober)

Note: SR is not to be associated with, but is somewhat similar to; huffing on nitrogen gas.
Do not see: huffing (it's played)
see: nitrogen narcocis, weeeeeeeeeeee! (to be thoroughly explored intellectually)

Mary (from Nazareth High School) had experienced the spiritual rapture in coupling with her boy Joey from Brooklyn. *Spiritus raptus my dick, yo!

by Rono December 9, 2008

Reverse Raptus

To cut off a man's genitals, proceed to rape him with them and then forcefeed them to him

Be careful or I WILL Reverse Raptus you!!!

by DefiningJusticeFromAssholes February 12, 2017

That’s So Raftus

Dude absolutely murders beers, lies, is embarrassed of hanging out with people with cancer, and wheels birds like no tomorrow

Bro are you really hanging out with a kid with cancer
No way, that’s embarrassing

That’s so raftus

by JasonZelll October 11, 2021

Raptured

To be spiked/harassed at a club or bar

“Babe, I got Raptured at Rapture last night!”

“Not again!”

by charleymcpope October 12, 2019

spiritual rapture

spiritus raptus:

1- an expression of passion or ecstacy

2- the overwhelming emotions resulting from a devine or spiritual encounter.

3- a euphoric / mystical state of being
see: Sartre's definition of being, ref: Being and Nothingness c. 1965

4- the final assumption of Christians (oh shit, not another) into heaven
see: End of Day's: but only after Satan routes the internal organs out of the films heroine with his (totally circumsised) disembowling / glass shard spiked, strapped on (or not) man's man tool of an angelic Lardon! see: End of Day's again (sober)
see: The Devil's by Ken Russell (not sober)

Note: SR is not to be associated with, but similar to huffing on nitrogen gas.
don't see: huffing (it's played),
see: nitrogen narcosis weeeeeeeeeee! (to be thoroughly explored)

In the preparation of Jesus, Mary had experienced the spiritual rapture in coupling with her boy Joey from Brooklyn. *spiritus raptus my dick, yo!

by Rono December 12, 2008

rapturgasm

A term exclusively reserved for fundamentalists--The ultimate in physical, spiritual and emotional consumption, resulting from imagined apocalyptic prophetic realization.

That dumb bitch just can't wait for the world to end; last nite she read the book of revelation and whipped herself up into yet another massive rapturgasm. Now she's got to confess her sin.

by YAWA May 3, 2015