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Definitions by DefiningJusticeFromAssholes

Rare Venomous Purple Folopple

When you folopple yourself with something so big, that it cuts off the circulation to your dick , turning it purple.
I should never have used a toaster. It gave me a rare venomous purple folopple.
Oof. Ow. My scro.

Uncomfortable Flying Folopple 

When you get foloppled mid-air
I was on a trampoline... and all of a sudden there was a lollipop up my dick hole! I was a victim of the uncomfortable flying folopple.

N-Word Pass 

An unwritten pass that allows you to say the n-word ONCE! Does not expire. Can only administered by black people. Can be traded for sex and/or Pokemon cards.
Jerome gave me an N-word pass but I used it instantly.

N-Word Pass 

An unwritten pass that allows you to say the n-word ONCE! Does not expire. Can only administered by black people. Can be traded for sex and/or Pokemon cards.
Jerome gave me an N-word pass but I used it instantly.

Romanian Blowfly

The act of inserting a pea into a straw, shoving the end of it into one's vagina or anus and blow vigorously on the other side of the straw, shooting the pea into the preferred orifice. It can be either used as a form of pleasure (some like it?) or pain (kinky?)
I gave Svetlana a Romanian Blowfly and she couldn't stand up for a week.

Slegs Benedict 

To crack on egg over one's anus, then fuck it so hard that it scrambles.
Come over here and I'll give you some slegs benedict