Rapturist: Noun. Someone who believes they will be taken off of planet Earth by Jesus Christ sometime prior to His actual return (up to 7 years ahead of time).
BOB: I'm wondering if this REAL ID will eventually lead to the Mark Of The Beast.
BRIAN: I'm a Pre-Trib Rapturist, so I couldn't care less.
BRIAN: I'm a Pre-Trib Rapturist, so I couldn't care less.
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(noun) 1. The socio-political movement based upon a broken or incomplete understanding of the death cult portion of the mythology embodied in Christian lore typically marked by the public display of overtly fascist, hate-mongering cloaked in pseudo-Christian terminology or imagery and the display of behaviors or communication of concepts diametrically opposed the central tenants of Christian beliefs but concealed in preposterously pious core Christianity. 2. A practitioner of Rapturian principles and practices
Most Rapturians, like Senators Tom Coburn and Sam Brownback, invoke the name of their deity during their arguments designed to deny the American people access to healthcare.
by rladlof December 18, 2009
Get the Rapturian mug.(adjective) 1. Of, related to or pertaining to socio-political movement based upon a broken or incomplete understanding of the death cult portion of the mythology embodied in Christian lore. 2. Of, related to or pertaining to the public display of overtly fascist, hate-mongering cloaked in pseudo-Christian terminology of imagery 3. Of, related to or pertaining to the display of behaviors or communication of concepts diametrically opposed the central tenants of Christian beliefs but concealed in preposterously pious core Christianity.
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The Internet Rapture™ is coming... soon it will be illegal to do karaoke or play games and upload it to Youtube.
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