Rapturist 

Rapturist: Noun. Someone who believes they will be taken off of planet Earth by Jesus Christ sometime prior to His actual return (up to 7 years ahead of time).

BOB: I'm wondering if this REAL ID will eventually lead to the Mark Of The Beast.

BRIAN: I'm a Pre-Trib Rapturist, so I couldn't care less.

Rapturist by L.E. Yah February 26, 2009

Rapturbation 

Due to the near unanswerable question of "What is it called if you rape you're own clone? Rape or masturbation?" a new word has been invented to answer this question.

I totally rapturbated last night.

Rapturbation? Is that legal?

Rapturbation by IXTakaXI October 18, 2009

Rapturian 

(noun) 1. The socio-political movement based upon a broken or incomplete understanding of the death cult portion of the mythology embodied in Christian lore typically marked by the public display of overtly fascist, hate-mongering cloaked in pseudo-Christian terminology or imagery and the display of behaviors or communication of concepts diametrically opposed the central tenants of Christian beliefs but concealed in preposterously pious core Christianity. 2. A practitioner of Rapturian principles and practices

Most Rapturians, like Senators Tom Coburn and Sam Brownback, invoke the name of their deity during their arguments designed to deny the American people access to healthcare.

Rapturian by rladlof December 18, 2009

Rapturian 

(adjective) 1. Of, related to or pertaining to socio-political movement based upon a broken or incomplete understanding of the death cult portion of the mythology embodied in Christian lore. 2. Of, related to or pertaining to the public display of overtly fascist, hate-mongering cloaked in pseudo-Christian terminology of imagery 3. Of, related to or pertaining to the display of behaviors or communication of concepts diametrically opposed the central tenants of Christian beliefs but concealed in preposterously pious core Christianity.

The Rapturian Right desires the conflagration of endless war to cleanse the world of unbelievers.

Rapturian by rladlof December 18, 2009

The Internet Rapture™ 

The theory that Youtubers will be charged with a felony by a yet to be approved bill (Bill S.978) with a possible penalty of up to 5 years in prison for uploading a video containing copyrighted content which to the alarmists indicates the end of the Internet as we know it.

The Internet Rapture™ is coming... soon it will be illegal to do karaoke or play games and upload it to Youtube.

The Internet Rapture™ by AvidyaUS July 3, 2011

Raprista 

Someone really nice on Discord, usually has a chibi artstyle and is super cool B)

Damn, that person really is a Raprista!

Raprista by Anon Popo October 25, 2020