rapturial

To be so delicious that God himself would swoop down from heaven to partake in the item.

He sat there at the bar contemplating rapturial feelings about the dinner to come.

by Lamb-digity June 3, 2010

rapturgasm

A term exclusively reserved for fundamentalists--The ultimate in physical, spiritual and emotional consumption, resulting from imagined apocalyptic prophetic realization.

That dumb bitch just can't wait for the world to end; last nite she read the book of revelation and whipped herself up into yet another massive rapturgasm. Now she's got to confess her sin.

by YAWA May 3, 2015

Rapturbation

Due to the near unanswerable question of "What is it called if you rape you're own clone? Rape or masturbation?" a new word has been invented to answer this question.

I totally rapturbated last night.

Rapturbation? Is that legal?

by IXTakaXI October 18, 2009

Rapturian

(noun) 1. The socio-political movement based upon a broken or incomplete understanding of the death cult portion of the mythology embodied in Christian lore typically marked by the public display of overtly fascist, hate-mongering cloaked in pseudo-Christian terminology or imagery and the display of behaviors or communication of concepts diametrically opposed the central tenants of Christian beliefs but concealed in preposterously pious core Christianity. 2. A practitioner of Rapturian principles and practices

Most Rapturians, like Senators Tom Coburn and Sam Brownback, invoke the name of their deity during their arguments designed to deny the American people access to healthcare.

by rladlof December 18, 2009

Rapturian

(adjective) 1. Of, related to or pertaining to socio-political movement based upon a broken or incomplete understanding of the death cult portion of the mythology embodied in Christian lore. 2. Of, related to or pertaining to the public display of overtly fascist, hate-mongering cloaked in pseudo-Christian terminology of imagery 3. Of, related to or pertaining to the display of behaviors or communication of concepts diametrically opposed the central tenants of Christian beliefs but concealed in preposterously pious core Christianity.

The Rapturian Right desires the conflagration of endless war to cleanse the world of unbelievers.

by rladlof December 18, 2009

Rapturist

Rapturist: Noun. Someone who believes they will be taken off of planet Earth by Jesus Christ sometime prior to His actual return (up to 7 years ahead of time).

BOB: I'm wondering if this REAL ID will eventually lead to the Mark Of The Beast.

BRIAN: I'm a Pre-Trib Rapturist, so I couldn't care less.

by L.E. Yah February 26, 2009

Raptorial

1.A person who is really violent and has a serious desire to kill.
2.A type of insect forelimb.

Steven went completely raptorial on that guy who pissed him off.

by Jacob Vallery June 27, 2013