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Raptorbate 

v. The act of unexpectedly sneaking in from the side in order to finish off someone who is masturbating.
While studying for my biology exam, I glanced up to notice Rachel sitting across from me. She began to unbutton her blouse, prompting me to begin masturbating. Then suddenly, to my surprise, and pleasure I might add, Vicky, the principal's daughter, feverishly and savagely raptorbated me.

"Bro, did Brandi just raptorbate you?"
"I... I think so."

"Dad? How did you and mom meet?"
"Son, you're old enough now. Have you ever heard of raptorbation?"
Raptorbate by Baskeville May 6, 2014

rasturbate 

Through the use of an online tool, taking an image and blowing it up to be printed on individual pieces of paper that can then be pieced together to form a large picture.
I'm going to rasturbate a picture of the sky and tape it onto my ceiling.
rasturbate by the_kitkat August 3, 2006

Rapturbation 

Due to the near unanswerable question of "What is it called if you rape you're own clone? Rape or masturbation?" a new word has been invented to answer this question.
I totally rapturbated last night.

Rapturbation? Is that legal?
Rapturbation by IXTakaXI October 18, 2009

rasterbate 

creating a picture larger than a piece of paper by printing out the picture in sections sized to a page, then connecting those pages in the proper order.
He couldn't buy the poster, so he rasterbated it.
rasterbate by phanna August 1, 2005

rapturebate 

1. To masturbate while thinking about the Rapture, Mark of the Beast, Great Whore of Babylon, etc.

2. To diddle one's ass while imagining getting Rapture Fucked by Harold Camping.
1. As Rick Santorum stood in the shower thinking about the Rapture his hands moved slowly downward and he began to Rapturebate. He imagined finally being able to tap the Jesus Hole. Yes he knew the Lord was coming soon. Yes coming. coming soon, coming soon...

2. Renowned felcher Pat Robertson stuck four fingers up his saggy old prison wallet and dreamed of his favorite fantasy Sodomy Clown, Harold Camping.
rapturebate by Cuntoleezza Rice November 13, 2011

Raptoroaep 

A very cool JW tt editor, that is not very well known
"Hey I wonder If Raptoroaep posted a new edit!"
"Same Raptoroaep is super cool!"
Raptoroaep by R.a.n.d.o.m.g April 24, 2022

Rasterbate 

A mixture of Rastafarian-ism and masturbation, to "rasterbate" is the act of being stoned while masturbating.
After hitting the bong a few times, Jen and John went into the bedroom. Jeremy has no lady so he sat in the living room to rasterbate.
Rasterbate by couch.40 July 12, 2011
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