rasterbate

creating a picture larger than a piece of paper by printing out the picture in sections sized to a page, then connecting those pages in the proper order.

He couldn't buy the poster, so he rasterbated it.

by phanna August 1, 2005

Rasterbate

A mixture of Rastafarian-ism and masturbation, to "rasterbate" is the act of being stoned while masturbating.

After hitting the bong a few times, Jen and John went into the bedroom. Jeremy has no lady so he sat in the living room to rasterbate.

by couch.40 July 12, 2011

rasterbate

To spend many hours working in photoshop making a picture look exactly the same as it did when you started.

"Man... My eyes are killing I've been working on that new logo all day. I need a bigger monitor"

"Yeah, they always said that too much rasterbation would make you go blind"

by CheShA May 13, 2005

rasterbate

To spend to much time on the Internet or the computer turning a whiter shade of pale.

Example of Rasterbate | Go outside every once in a while before your brain starts to rot from too much rasterbating.

by j2p September 24, 2005

rasturbate

Through the use of an online tool, taking an image and blowing it up to be printed on individual pieces of paper that can then be pieced together to form a large picture.

I'm going to rasturbate a picture of the sky and tape it onto my ceiling.

by the_kitkat August 3, 2006

wasterbate

to masterbate over something that isnt worth the time or the effort then realising what you have done.

"dude i need to jerk of so bad but if im afraid if i blow my load over the wrong thing it could turn it a total wasterbate nightmare"

by Toffer92 April 13, 2010

Nasterbate

Thinking of nasty things or people during masterbation to prolong the experience.

"I think of your mom's fat ass while I nasterbate so I can go all night

by jimmyboypeace February 23, 2011