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Rapists anonymous 

A group rapists go to quit being rapists.
Girl-He raped me, the guy sitting across from me.
Rapist 1-I've been coming to groups, I haven't raped anybody in 2 years.
Rapist 2-2 years? You sick son of a bitch, I've been coming to groups for 10 years now and I've been able to keep my pants on for as long as I've been coming to groups.
Rapist 3-I just took a 12 year old girls virginity the other night, I don't know if I should talk about it since you guys are doing better than me.
Rapist 1 and 2-No we don't judge in Rapists Anonymous.

National Kill Rapists Weekend 

24-25 April! The day when it's legal to kill anyone who participates in the National Rape day or dares to make a joke about it! Kill your rapist friends, strangers and anyone you know is a rapist!
Kyler: Did you know today is National Rape day? I think I might join in
Jennifer: It's also National Kill Rapists Weekend, I might join that!

Circumcised Rapists 

People who repeat the cycle of inflicting genital mutilation on others because it was done to them. Like father, like son.
Jews are the largest collective group of organized "Circumcised Rapists" I know. Jews have had for centuries an organized system of genital mutilation and have been well-known for rape.

Radio Rapists 

"Radio Rapists" defines the people in the Radio Industry who choose the music for a particular Radio Station, and they usually "Rape" a song over and over until it is no longer appealing to the listener (If the listener found it appealing previously, which they usally didn't in the first place) or when it is no longer popular and another song takes its place.

Radio Rapists are VERY common.
Person 1: "Hey dude, I was in my car, when the song "Diamonds" by Rihanna came on, it was the fifth day in a row that it played!"

Person 2: "Yeah man, it's all thanks to those damn Radio Rapists."
Radio Rapists by Y2J_Evolution February 23, 2013

The Rapists 

Mispronounced category of "Therapists" by Sean Connery on SNL Celebrity Jeopardy.
Trebek: "Sean Connery, why don't you pick."
Connery: "I'll take The/rapists for twenty!"
Trebek: "It's actually not THE RAPISTS..."
The Rapists by ACG2x August 5, 2004

miguel and the midnight rapists

the most popular band in the liverpool area in england.
i love MIguel and the midnight rapists