bunk

1) - To sleep with or have sex with another

2) - Bad or fake weed which won't get you high and is likely homemade out of Basil or Oregano leaves to give the falsetto appearance of the real thing

3) - Stupid, whack
1) - She asked me to bunk with her tonight

2) - That shit Andre sold me was bunk, I'm about to cap his ass

3) - She gave you a fake phone number? That's bunk!
by ACG2x January 07, 2004
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The Rapists

Mispronounced category of "Therapists" by Sean Connery on SNL Celebrity Jeopardy.
Trebek: "Sean Connery, why don't you pick."
Connery: "I'll take The/rapists for twenty!"
Trebek: "It's actually not THE RAPISTS..."
by ACG2x August 05, 2004
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Evil Empire

Reference to the New York Yankeees made by Boston Red Sox President Larry Lucchino. Called such because of their propensity to purchase baseball championships year after year.
The Yankees are the evil empire of baseball with the highest payroll in baseball of almost $190 million.

However, the Red Sox, who refer to the Yankees as such, have a payroll of almost $130 million, second highest in baseball. Would that make them the almost-evil empire? Or, how about the jealous empire?
by ACG2x October 16, 2004
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simpsons reference

Phrase referring to when someone quotes, cites, or uses something that was previously done on The Simpsons. Thus, they are making a Simpsons reference.

This wonderful phrase can be used in virtually any setting, time or place.
Guy 1- "Ow! I dropped a hammer on my foot, dammit that hurts!"
Guy 2- "Haw-haw" (ala Nelson)
Guy 3- "Simpson's reference!"

Corporate Accountant- "Mr. CEO, our profits will increase by 42% over the next year due to this new project."
CEO (tapping is fingers together)- "Excellent"
Accountant- "Simpsons reference!"
by ACG2x December 02, 2004
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Thick as Theives

Phrase referring to two or more people who are very tightly connected with one another.

People who trust each other completely and will often confide deep secrets in each other.
"So Bobby and Joey know each other pretty well?"
"Oh yes, since third grade, thick as theives those two."
by ACG2x December 30, 2004
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preggers

Absolutely retarded way of saying pregnant. If it's slang used mainly by guys, it's obviously gay ones who didn't get the chick knocked up in the first place, because that's how it sounds. No man should ever use that phrase...EVER.
Guy 1- "Damn man..."
Guy 2- "What's up man? What's wrong?"
Guy 1- "My girlfriend's preggers"
Guy 2- "What the fuck did you just say?"
Guy 1- "She's preggers...you know, preggers"
Guy 2- "I'm going to kick your ass right now"
Guy 1- "OK, I deserve it"
by ACG2x January 12, 2004
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you are not the father

The opposite of you are the father. Meaning a male is not the biological father of a child.

Most often also heard on the Maury Show, when the girl who was banging 16 different guys at the time she got pregnant has no idea who her baby daddy is.

Unlike its counterpart, the words every guy wants to hear if they had sex with some of the nasty ho's on there.
Denise, a 17 year old mother of Shantell, is 1000% sure Elron is the father of the little girl. Elron has stated 'Dat baby don' look nutin' like me' and 'Dat girl iz a hoe!" while Denise screams at him to 'Be a man!' and "Step up to yo' responsibilitays!" Maury holds the envelope-

"When it comes to the case of 2-year old Shantell, Elron...you are NOT the father!"

*Elron then stands up overjoyed and elated, and calls Denise a hoe, slut, and bitch or other similar words as she runs off crying. Elron then whoops it up with the crowd while Denise screams in agony
by ACG2x September 09, 2004
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