Rapeture

The moment where Jesus Fucking Christ comes to rape all Jewish and Satanists.
Only Christians are spared and go to Heaven while the Jewish and Satanists go to Hell.

The Bible says the rapeture will come.

by gregben October 16, 2022

Raptured

To be spiked/harassed at a club or bar

“Babe, I got Raptured at Rapture last night!”

“Not again!”

by charleymcpope October 12, 2019

spiritual rapture

spiritus raptus:

1- an expression of passion or ecstacy

2- the overwhelming emotions resulting from a devine or spiritual encounter.

3- a euphoric / mystical state of being
see: Sartre's definition of being, ref: Being and Nothingness c. 1965

4- the final assumption of Christians (oh shit, not another) into heaven
see: End of Day's: but only after Satan routes the internal organs out of the films heroine with his (totally circumsised) disembowling / glass shard spiked, strapped on (or not) man's man tool of an angelic Lardon! see: End of Day's again (sober)
see: The Devil's by Ken Russell (not sober)

Note: SR is not to be associated with, but similar to huffing on nitrogen gas.
don't see: huffing (it's played),
see: nitrogen narcosis weeeeeeeeeee! (to be thoroughly explored)

In the preparation of Jesus, Mary had experienced the spiritual rapture in coupling with her boy Joey from Brooklyn. *spiritus raptus my dick, yo!

by Rono December 12, 2008

rapture bunny

A dogmatic follower of End-Times or Armageddon Christianity, otherwise known as dispensationalism begun by John Darby in early 1800s England.

The Reverend John Hagee is the chief rapture bunny in the U.S.

by Dave Stern September 23, 2006

Goat Rapture

The Goat Rapture is like the Rapture movie, but instead of people being sucked into the sky, the goats of the world are slowly disappearing.

*goat noise slowly drifts upwards*

Will: Hey, James did you here that?

James: Don't worry it's probably just the impending doom of the Goat Rapture.

Will: Oh, never mind then.

by TeamCade May 13, 2016

anal rapture

a case of extreme explosive diarrhea; usually caused by excessive ingestion of chili.

Don't go in the bathroom for a while. The anal rapture caused by the three scoops of chili at Mongolian Barbeque is going to need some time!

by Travoltine January 13, 2009

Rapture

A place where a man is entitled to the sweat of his own brow.

Welcome to Rapture.

by Peaches Wilkins March 22, 2009