Rapturebombing

1. On the day of 'rapture' one takes all unwanted clothes and shoes and lays them out in a "dressed" manner to fool people into thinking they did not ascend.

2. A mixed drink combining holy water and the most religious person in the room's favorite drink.

I began my rapturebombing when I took all my old clothes and shoes and arranged them on the ground in "raptured" positions.

My neighbor saw and started freaking out, screaming he was left behind.