Rape 'Stache 

(n.) A Certain Type Of Mustache That Seems Like It Would Be That Of A Rapist, Pedophile,Or Stalker

Guy: OMG!

Guy 2: Whats Wrong Man?

Guy: That Creepy Guy On Dateline Had Total Rape 'Stache! Guy 2: Damn your Right, Thats Creepy As Hell!

Rape 'Stache by Aekcihc Anaisioul Seyepop November 15, 2009

rape satchel 

To rape someone so hard in a type of competitive environment, there are only partial bodily remains left. These remains are then stored in a satchel to confirm the severity of the rapeage.

Dude! I totally laid the rape satchel on you in that last round of Black Ops!

rape satchel by -Samax- December 16, 2010

stachetory rape 

an aggressive mustache ride given to an unwilling partner

Sharon accused Tom of stachetory rape after he pulled her on to his face.

stachetory rape by rusty bedsprings August 18, 2012

Stacheutory Rape 

When a stache is so magnificent, you get sexually aroused in the best way possible.

Ey Legs! That stache pic of Señor Brkovi was a clear cut case of stacheutory rape. I had an erection for 4 hours.

Stacheutory Rape by Big Dawg Dlx March 8, 2022

rapestache 

noun 1) Obscure facial hair atop the lips of males often identified as serial rapists. 2) The sad result seen on faces of pubescent boys in their failed attempt to grow a mustache

15-year-old Joseph did not shave for 3 months, and that is why he now has a rapestache.

rapestache by grumbacher March 6, 2004

rapistache 

a moustache that makes someone automatically look like a rapist

-you like the way I shaved today??

-dude, now you have a total rapistache, you look like fuckin' creep

rapistache by nomnombabies April 22, 2011