rapestache

noun 1) Obscure facial hair atop the lips of males often identified as serial rapists. 2) The sad result seen on faces of pubescent boys in their failed attempt to grow a mustache

15-year-old Joseph did not shave for 3 months, and that is why he now has a rapestache.

by grumbacher March 6, 2004

rapespace

a rapespace is a myspace page where the "home" button is hidden or removed so you can't get away from it,therefore gives it the feel of a rapist's van

after many myspace mods Kate has a quaint little rapespace

by TJ!!! January 18, 2008

Rape 'Stache

(n.) A Certain Type Of Mustache That Seems Like It Would Be That Of A Rapist, Pedophile,Or Stalker

Guy: OMG!

Guy 2: Whats Wrong Man?

Guy: That Creepy Guy On Dateline Had Total Rape 'Stache! Guy 2: Damn your Right, Thats Creepy As Hell!

by Aekcihc Anaisioul Seyepop November 15, 2009

RALPHSTACHE

When a girl shaves her butthole but misses a few hairs

I was balls deep and noticed her Ralphstache.

by BigPoppaPump1027 February 9, 2021

vapestache

The cold wet mustache that occurs when someone who has a mustache exhales a fat cloud from a vape device.

"Hey bro you want to try a bite of this?"
"Just a sec while I wipe off my vapestache ..."

by esdraelon October 10, 2022

Rashstache

When a person(most likely female), attempts to remove unwanted upper-lip facial hair with a lotion or chemical remover(like Nair), and either leaves it on too long, or experiences an allergic reaction.

Today, I wanted to look really good for my date. I was a little self-conscious, so I decided to use Nair on my upper lip just in case I had a female mustache. Unfortunately, it turns out I'm allergic to Nair. Now I DO have a mustache. A rashstache.

by 2legit2legit2quit May 10, 2009

rapistache

a moustache that makes someone automatically look like a rapist

-you like the way I shaved today??

-dude, now you have a total rapistache, you look like fuckin' creep

by nomnombabies April 22, 2011