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rapestache 

noun 1) Obscure facial hair atop the lips of males often identified as serial rapists. 2) The sad result seen on faces of pubescent boys in their failed attempt to grow a mustache
15-year-old Joseph did not shave for 3 months, and that is why he now has a rapestache.
rapestache by grumbacher March 6, 2004
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a rapespace is a myspace page where the "home" button is hidden or removed so you can't get away from it,therefore gives it the feel of a rapist's van
after many myspace mods Kate has a quaint little rapespace
rapespace by TJ!!! January 18, 2008
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Rape 'Stache 

(n.) A Certain Type Of Mustache That Seems Like It Would Be That Of A Rapist, Pedophile,Or Stalker
Guy: OMG!

Guy 2: Whats Wrong Man?

Guy: That Creepy Guy On Dateline Had Total Rape 'Stache! Guy 2: Damn your Right, Thats Creepy As Hell!

RALPHSTACHE 

When a girl shaves her butthole but misses a few hairs
I was balls deep and noticed her Ralphstache.
RALPHSTACHE by BigPoppaPump1027 February 9, 2021

vapestache 

The cold wet mustache that occurs when someone who has a mustache exhales a fat cloud from a vape device.
"Hey bro you want to try a bite of this?"
"Just a sec while I wipe off my vapestache ..."
vapestache by esdraelon October 10, 2022

Rashstache 

When a person(most likely female), attempts to remove unwanted upper-lip facial hair with a lotion or chemical remover(like Nair), and either leaves it on too long, or experiences an allergic reaction.
Today, I wanted to look really good for my date. I was a little self-conscious, so I decided to use Nair on my upper lip just in case I had a female mustache. Unfortunately, it turns out I'm allergic to Nair. Now I DO have a mustache. A rashstache.

rapistache 

a moustache that makes someone automatically look like a rapist
-you like the way I shaved today??

-dude, now you have a total rapistache, you look like fuckin' creep
rapistache by nomnombabies April 22, 2011