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Randzo

A tall rat-like individual who lacks the possibility of ever going through puberty and tends to enjoy spreading embarrassing rumors about infamous neighborhood kids. Known to talk to random crack heads and has been seen at numerous Post Offices around the world.
"I can't believe Randzo went home with his half of the dime."
by Daniel Lewis Cupps January 7, 2009
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Randzo

I met a Randzo , who is the most precious, kindest, caring , nurturing,beautiful,passionate, person I have met not only is she super funny but also a very quirky person. We all need a Randzo in our lives because, Randzo's are people who are always there when you need them , they are also very freaky , some of their humor may go over people's heads but trust me with a name as unique Randzo it is an experience you would want for a lifetime.

But find your own Randzo this one is mine.
I looked upon the Randzo and saw life.
by Ronniejay June 24, 2023
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Randzo

A Randzo a beautiful embodiment of the idea of love, people associated with the name Randzo are usually quite weird but that is exactly what makes them so likeable, they are very nurturing, caring , funny, quirky, easy to fall in love with.
A Randzo is always there for you even if they are having a tough time , they make for amazing partners as their fun little quirks will have you wanting to have them around . They are also freaky , passionate and just so likeable.

Everyone needs a Randzo and once you get one dont let them go.
It maybe one thing you will definitely regret.
Randzo is in the air.
by Ronniejay June 24, 2023
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randomite

random unknown people unaware that they are photobombing a picture
The randomites that day were quite interesting to see!!
by Starchylde December 24, 2014
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Random Follower

Someone on Twitter who picks people at random to follow, in hopes of boosting their own numbers
Your man Steve is such a "Random Follower" look at him following another 1,000 people that he has no interest in what they say or do. He is trying to boost his numbers.
by Athalonius November 4, 2011
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Random Chimp Event

The Random Chimp Event is the name for the monkey uprising. Humans evolved from monkeys, this was a mistake, humans evolved past monkeys, leaving them behind, the monkeys didn't forget this, and they are preparing. There is not a lot known about the specifics of the Random Chimp Event, the only things that are known are that it could happen at any point in time and that once it has started there is no stopping it, the monkeys will destroy everything in their path. There are a select, intelligent, few who will rejoice at the Random Chimp Event, knowing that the only way for humanity to survive is to return to monke.
Person 1: *hears the distant, ecstatic screams of monkeys* What is that?
Person 2: It's started.
Person 1: What has?
Person 2: *A single tear wells up in their eye and rolls down their face, it's hard to decern whether it is a tear of joy or sadness, the expression on their face makes it seem like both, they are happy because society will return to the glory of what it used to be, but they are sad that they must die to achieve this utopia but they are willing to because they know it is for the betterment of monkeykind* The Random Chimp Event.
by AXKZ October 30, 2020
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Randominity

n.
A state of excessive chaotic, creative and whimsical energy.
Pointless; obscure; irrelevant.
randominity overtook her; rational thought turned into a bird and flew away
by Trudojo June 29, 2006
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