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A random hand-job. Giver and receiver must not know eachother beyond acquaintance. No money is exchanged. No attempt is made to persue further relations between the participants.
I gave some guy a randjob in the back alley after the concert was over.
randjob by Randy Joberson April 23, 2006
Getting a blow job and rim job at the same time by one woman whose has a huge mouth.
with Randa's huge mouth she was able to please me double time witha randjob
randjob by hotcrazycarl February 3, 2006
A handjob with lube
“Why is there lube under the couch” “it’s okay babe you can give me a randjob while I edit the verifryd video”
Randjob by Nut cracker331 April 16, 2019

double-randjob 

1. When two people perform oral sex on each other at the same time while inserting one or multiple fingers into each others anus. (Also known an a kenjob)
Me and my girlfriend were doing a 69 when she put her finger in my butt, I thought, this is a randjob, then I put my finger is her butt and invented the double-randjob.
double-randjob by Motown Bitch March 5, 2006

Bk Randbob 

A worthless piece of trash scrub taht thinks they are good because their gb rank finally got ranked. These people usually try really hard and say "Im Done" and rage daily. They always masturbate.
Those Bk Randbobs MeRcuRiiE, erick503, and HOUSTONPSHYCO all drop donuts against scrubs.

Randobiddie 

When you're a a party, and a random biddie that somebody, somewhere at the party knows, but she randomly shows up.
Tony: Yo these Randobiddies are everywhere. You gotta watch out for them cause they be creepin.
Randobiddie by RaptorJesusJuice December 6, 2010
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
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