Randojack

v. To have a sudden and random jolt of sexual energy and jack off at the exact place and time it happens.

Hey guys, I saw American Pie last night and had to randojack!

by RYANBG August 18, 2009

randomacy

Acting in a random way.

Is it my randomacy that concerns you.

by Unicorn Skittles January 27, 2017

RadioJack

Commericial establishment once known for its plentiful supply of esoteric electronic and computing parts and peripherals, now turned cellphone dealership slash Sharper Image.

Man, I can't find any widget-couplers at RadioJack anymore!

Yeah, I used to shop at RadioJack, back when they were RadioShack...

by treehead November 24, 2007

randacking

When somebody used to be fun, but is now a boring douche.

Tommy used to party, but now he's Randacking all the time at home.

by Gokkun April 11, 2016

randomacity

the act of being random

u use randomacity a lot

by enm March 5, 2008

RandomOck

A white suberbanite household cat that masturbates in my mayonase while im in the living room eating peanut butter with a knife.

It randomock'd in my mayo again :(

by NrK October 24, 2003

RandyJackson

to be a successful and well-dressed or eccentrically-dressed black male. Most white people who think all black people look alike typically compare all well-dressed and successful black men to the celebrity Randy Jackson just because they are also black.

Everyone: That Brandon is successful and sure does dress well

Merit: Dont all those RandyJackson's dress well?

by kruatheshow November 13, 2013