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just jacking off/masturbating into a mic
lots of spicy asmrtists do this
person 1: did you listen to u/tombanter’s new audio?
person 2: which one?
person 1: the ramblefap one
person 2:oh yeah lol
ramblefap by i’m addicting November 18, 2020
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pre-ramble 

The opening paragraph of a very long email or document.
Noah's email was so long, I barely got through the pre-ramble.
pre-ramble by glargy August 29, 2014
Large, usually late model, rear wheel drive american cars used primarily to collide with other cars or as mobile road blocks. Term coined in Chicago.
Man, I got chased by this rammer down Fullerton, I lost they clumsy ass on that S curve on Pulaski though...
Rammer by DasUNO August 14, 2009

Ramblesnatch 

A rare, loud exotic drunk woman known to frequent bars in southern states. Usually carries a beer bong in one hand full of whiskey, and twin babies in the other arm. Often wears def leppard tshirts, and performs Mexican voodoo while taking long shits while playing Super Nintendo
Check it out over there, Darrell. It's one of them Ramblesnatch bitches you been lookin for!! Get some
Ramblesnatch by Yahoo!'s May 7, 2017

Rectal Rambler 

One who talks out of one's ass by speaking without true or accurate knowledge of the subject.
The real estate agent proved to be a rectal rambler when she explained that the water line visible on the white enamel washing machine was caused by water wicking instead of being evidence of basement flooding.
Rectal Rambler by AmosOtis February 6, 2009
One who roams the streets less traveled,
kickin' up dust along the way
"That Jane, shes a rambler. Never know where she'll go next or when she'll be back"
rambler by Honey Britches March 13, 2009
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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