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ram·a·gram ram-uh-gram Show IPA noun, verb, ram·a·gramed or ram·a·grammed, ram·a·gram·ing or ram·a·gram·ming.
noun
1.
a diagram, usually consisting of stick figures, made to accompany and illustrate a sexual theorem, sexual demonstration, or explanation of a sexual position. This phrase was originally coined by Micah L.
2.
a drawing or plan that outlines and explains the parts, operation, etc., of something sexual or lascivious in nature: a ramagram of .
3.
a chart, plan, or scheme used specifically to illustrate a sexual act or position.
verb (used with object)
4.
to represent by a ramagram; make a ramagram of.
Origin:

2013; < Latin ramagramma < English: that which is marked out by lines to show naughty time.
When B was confused by her boyfriend's request, he drew her a ramagram, to explain where her legs should go.
ramagram by Nyk the Great October 2, 2013

Ramadamadamadingdong

Celebrated by Osama bin Hatin'
HAPPY RAMADAMADAMADINGDONG EVERYONE!

Ramalamadingdong 

Generally describes a rather sad individual, who continually fucks up their life beyond comprehension by repeatedly engaging in reckless juvenile behavior that is consistent with delinquents 10-15 years younger than themselves. A true Ramalamadindog engages in these epic failures despite being born with a silver spoon in his mouth and relishes in any opportunity to brag to their friends (i.e. former friends) via Facebook status updates and Away Messages about fictional conquests that are preposterous and altogether unbelievable.
Vik: Yo kid, I just got a new job...it's so ill, it's way better yourz nucka. I'm makin 80,000 bones a year now son...plus comish...so trill! G'd out! fuck yea!!

J-Riz: Um. Ok...?

Vik: Yeahhhh boyeee! I am so effing great! Oh yeah, and I am going to Vegas, got that shizz comped foo! Are you jealous or what?

J-Riz: Nah, man...that's just some Ramalamadingdong. You know you just caught a beatdown from a midget and lost your job at the cheese factory. Please take me off your contact list. UNSUBSCRIBE!

Ramadamadingdong 

A bastardization of the song Rama Lama Ding Dong and is commonly used as a benevolent way of referring to the Islamic holy month of Ramadan.
Wishing all my muslim and non-muslim friends happy Ramadamadingdong. Ramadan Kareem everyone :)

Ramalamadingdong 

A thing where people like to steal the first three letters from.
“Who took the ram from the ramalamadingdong”

ramalamadingdong 

man1: Dude, I just found some hot chicks that want to party.

man2: RAMALAMADINGDONG
ramalamadingdong by Joseph Kool September 20, 2003