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Raisonian

n. | Rai •son • ian | \ra(y)-zone-ee -en\

a. : someone with deep respect and/or admiration for a grape of any of several varieties that has been dried in the sun or by artificial heat

b. : an honorary Raisonian may also qualify as someone who is esteemed highly and/or pardoned by legitimate Raisonians.

c. : person(s) hailing from Raisonia
After overcoming her fear of the edible reproductive body of a seed plant free of water, Tania became inducted as a Raisonian, finding new love for her newfound fruits.
by Treimdeeram October 28, 2018
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Raisian

1. When an individual of Asian descent sits in a body of water for an extended period of time, resulting in pruney skin.

2. When an individual consumes such a massive volume of Asian food that the resulting overload of MSG and salt causes their body to shrivel up to a raisin-esque manner.
Charlie "Nguyenning!" Nguyen has been in that tub so long...his fingers have become as pruney as an old man's testes. He is now a Raisian.
by GreenEggsAndGraham September 5, 2012
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Raisoning

The sexual fantasy of licking a women's vagina for hours on end until the vagina wrinkles into a raison like texture.
Dude 1: WOW! You saw that girls body!?

Dude 2: Are you kiddin' me? Im'a be raisoning her all night!

Dude 1: Fo sho!
by Doodlez8 November 29, 2010
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Raisining

The act of putting random items in places they simply do not belong for the pure fun and shock factor of victim finding items at a later time.
Raisining, putting salt shakers or silverware from restaurants in purses, depends adult diapers in stranger's shopping carts, BBQ sauce bottles in showers next to shampoo, sunflower seeds in socks, posting of many random images on unsuspecting friend's FB walls, etc.
by Dollbabybeck January 27, 2012
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raisining

1. (v) the hobo-utilitarian practice of drying soiled clothing, serving as the highest achievable means of sanitation/hygiene.
Charlie is busy raisining his trousers; but I'm sure he'd love to eat some toast scrapings with you, Mont.
by mb-L January 6, 2011
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Raisiningly cold

When the weather outside is so cold it causes a man's testes to shrink to the size of raisins
Damn! You'd better bundle up before you go out. It's raisiningly cold out there.
by cranioDan11 January 31, 2016
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Rainbonianism

Paa kojo and kelden are gay so they practice Rainbonianism
by Prof. Maxwell Davis May 11, 2021
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