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Raisonian 

n. | Rai •son • ian | \ra(y)-zone-ee -en\

a. : someone with deep respect and/or admiration for a grape of any of several varieties that has been dried in the sun or by artificial heat

b. : an honorary Raisonian may also qualify as someone who is esteemed highly and/or pardoned by legitimate Raisonians.

c. : person(s) hailing from Raisonia
After overcoming her fear of the edible reproductive body of a seed plant free of water, Tania became inducted as a Raisonian, finding new love for her newfound fruits.
Raisonian by Treimdeeram October 28, 2018
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1. When an individual of Asian descent sits in a body of water for an extended period of time, resulting in pruney skin.

2. When an individual consumes such a massive volume of Asian food that the resulting overload of MSG and salt causes their body to shrivel up to a raisin-esque manner.
Charlie "Nguyenning!" Nguyen has been in that tub so long...his fingers have become as pruney as an old man's testes. He is now a Raisian.
Raisian by GreenEggsAndGraham September 5, 2012

Raisoning 

The sexual fantasy of licking a women's vagina for hours on end until the vagina wrinkles into a raison like texture.
Dude 1: WOW! You saw that girls body!?

Dude 2: Are you kiddin' me? Im'a be raisoning her all night!

Dude 1: Fo sho!
Raisoning by Doodlez8 November 29, 2010

Raisining 

The act of putting random items in places they simply do not belong for the pure fun and shock factor of victim finding items at a later time.
Raisining, putting salt shakers or silverware from restaurants in purses, depends adult diapers in stranger's shopping carts, BBQ sauce bottles in showers next to shampoo, sunflower seeds in socks, posting of many random images on unsuspecting friend's FB walls, etc.
Raisining by Dollbabybeck January 27, 2012

raisining 

1. (v) the hobo-utilitarian practice of drying soiled clothing, serving as the highest achievable means of sanitation/hygiene.
Charlie is busy raisining his trousers; but I'm sure he'd love to eat some toast scrapings with you, Mont.
raisining by mb-L January 6, 2011

Raisiningly cold 

When the weather outside is so cold it causes a man's testes to shrink to the size of raisins
Damn! You'd better bundle up before you go out. It's raisiningly cold out there.
Raisiningly cold by cranioDan11 January 31, 2016

Rainbonianism 

The act of gayism and lesbianism
Paa kojo and kelden are gay so they practice Rainbonianism
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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