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1. When an individual of Asian descent sits in a body of water for an extended period of time, resulting in pruney skin.

2. When an individual consumes such a massive volume of Asian food that the resulting overload of MSG and salt causes their body to shrivel up to a raisin-esque manner.
Charlie "Nguyenning!" Nguyen has been in that tub so long...his fingers have become as pruney as an old man's testes. He is now a Raisian.
Raisian by GreenEggsAndGraham September 5, 2012
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raisin slurpee 

Loose diarrhea where the shit particles float in the brown water.
Man, I think those enchiladas made me sick. I made two raisin slurpees in 30 minutes.
raisin slurpee by bpsizzle January 9, 2018

Raisin Slurpee 

Type 7 on the Bristol Stool Scale.
I don’t remember drinking the water, but haven’t stopped making Raisin Slurpees since I came back from Mexico.
Raisin Slurpee by Loose Stool October 11, 2018

Raisin canes 

Nasty and plastic based “food”, imagine if McDonald’s had a plastic parody with chemicals injected into it to make it taste more appealing at first bite but hours later your stomach hurts and you probably die from eating this garbage.
raisin canes, makes McDonald’s look like a 5 star restaurant by comparison

Raisin canes, superficially appealing but profoundly disappointing
Raisin canes by R8m8b8 yaya August 24, 2022

Asian Don't Raisin 

The Asian equivalent of Black Don't Crack. It's when Asians look younger than their age.
Actors like Wang Leehom, John Cho, Sandara Park, Shahrukh Khan are some examples of the term Asian Don't Raisin.

sky raisins 

Some people call them houseflies, but we all know they are really sky raisins...
My cat loves sky raisins, they are his favourite treat!
sky raisins by habssss March 4, 2016

kentucky raisins

Mixed with water soluble lube, the little buttons of shit that either pop out or fall out of one's caboose after ass sex. Kentucky raisins are most commonly happened upon "the morning after" while in their prime. It is in this glorious, desiccated (dried out) state the Kentucky Raisins have earned their title.
Emilio: "Why so glum today, Fritz?"

Fritz: "Chastity made me buy her a new bedspread. We passed out last night after fucking around and this morning there were kentucky raisins stuck all over the sheets."
kentucky raisins by TopBun November 25, 2016