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Carl Raynsford
Bottle Job
Greg said he was going to come to the movies tonight but he pulled out last minute! What a Carl Raynsford!
Carl Raynsford by the definitive definer April 27, 2019
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Rainsword • Rainsford • ransford • Rainford • Rainstorm • rainswolf • rainwork • Rayansword • Arizona Rainstorm • Carl Raynsford
Rainford
a small village located between eccleston and billinge. Rainford is the superior to crawford and the enemy of Billinge. The village itself contains a co-op, a chippy, and a shitty newsagents which sells 50p mixes. The village also contains a high school/college which is full of pot heads and the like. Rainford also seems to have a marijuana symbol on every street corner. Rainford also have a police force less superior to billinge meaning that the village is full of young alcoholics and stoners.
Rainford by orangewednesday February 26, 2009
double-alaskan-semi-cockadoodle-doo-rainstorm
The extreme & bizarre sexual act, where your girlfriend takes a good mouthful, and implodes, spraying semen-like dandruff everywhere. She then pulls on her nipples, and ties a noose and your neck with them, virtually hanging you. She them pulls her legs around your neck, reviving you. She then wrenches her thighs back, exploding pubic hair up your nostril. She then leans back and ends the whole thing off by making a limmerick about Amanda Vanstone and a giant lemon. If you haven't reached some form of orgasm by now, you're impotent.
double-alaskan-semi-cockadoodle-doo-rainstorm by Alex Quantashassle June 1, 2005
ransford
Sexy and fun always ready for sex. He is the sex master. He is smart charming and sometimes mean. He is sexy. Girls you need Ransford in your life.
Sexy Ransford. I want you Ransford.
A black man in a rainstorm
Steve, you're about as dependable as a black man in a rainstorm.
Dang, Seth is as sexy as a black man in a rainstorm tonight.
Dang, Seth is as sexy as a black man in a rainstorm tonight.
A black man in a rainstorm by The Phoenix and The Selkie July 11, 2011
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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