Rainsword 

A dank memer with a huge cock that destroys any vagina

Girl 1: I just had sex with Rainsword, his cock was huge.
Girl 2: I need some of his monster wang!

Rainsword by Rainsword June 30, 2016

Carl Raynsford 

Bottle Job

Greg said he was going to come to the movies tonight but he pulled out last minute! What a Carl Raynsford!

Carl Raynsford by the definitive definer April 27, 2019

Rainford 

a small village located between eccleston and billinge. Rainford is the superior to crawford and the enemy of Billinge. The village itself contains a co-op, a chippy, and a shitty newsagents which sells 50p mixes. The village also contains a high school/college which is full of pot heads and the like. Rainford also seems to have a marijuana symbol on every street corner. Rainford also have a police force less superior to billinge meaning that the village is full of young alcoholics and stoners.

"coming billinge tonight?"
"no, fuck that. rainford has its own beach."

Rainford by orangewednesday February 26, 2009

Rainsford 

A large grayish creature with flat round feet, a trunk, tusks, and large ears. Often described as sluggish moving.
A god among men. Archenimies to Zaroff, Tigers, and Celtics.

I rode Rainsford at Rainsfest

Rainsford by Stok the wok April 25, 2008

double-alaskan-semi-cockadoodle-doo-rainstorm 

The extreme & bizarre sexual act, where your girlfriend takes a good mouthful, and implodes, spraying semen-like dandruff everywhere. She then pulls on her nipples, and ties a noose and your neck with them, virtually hanging you. She them pulls her legs around your neck, reviving you. She then wrenches her thighs back, exploding pubic hair up your nostril. She then leans back and ends the whole thing off by making a limmerick about Amanda Vanstone and a giant lemon. If you haven't reached some form of orgasm by now, you're impotent.

"Jesus-pleesus!"
"Yeah, that's what they all say."

double-alaskan-semi-cockadoodle-doo-rainstorm by Alex Quantashassle June 1, 2005

ransford 

Sexy and fun always ready for sex. He is the sex master. He is smart charming and sometimes mean. He is sexy. Girls you need Ransford in your life.

Sexy Ransford. I want you Ransford.

ransford by Byeheart May 22, 2018

A black man in a rainstorm 

A universal analogy that can be used in any situation. It means everything and nothing.

Steve, you're about as dependable as a black man in a rainstorm.

Dang, Seth is as sexy as a black man in a rainstorm tonight.

A black man in a rainstorm by The Phoenix and The Selkie July 11, 2011