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Rainbowed 

(rān′bō′ éd)

When a doof's atmosphere elevates to such an extreme level that it causes the releases of natural endorphins in the brain. These endorphins, combined with the enriched nature of your soul and a mixture of substances as copious as they are numerous, combine into an potent cocktail causing a blissfully euphoric emotional state in which one's identity and conscience merge into the festivals collective-being. Often expressed by dancing.
I was at Rainbow Serpent Festival with the rework crew last year, everyone was so rainbowed.

rainboner 

Elton John had a rather apparent rainboner during his last performance.
rainboner by pinkpanties24 November 2, 2011

Rainbowsperm 

A type of sperm secreted by the vagina of a wolf named Seasonal, who resides peacefully on Wolf-Haven.com with her mate, Sheri, her pack, Shimmer, and her Chatbox friends, AKA The Douchebags. Rainbowsperm is dangerous, and when it comes in contact with another penis/vagina/mangina/pengina, a baby with moar rainbowsperm will be created (an example would be Sealiah).
Dylan is only awesome because he suffered a rainbowsperm attack.
Rainbowsperm by Seasonal April 28, 2011

Reading Rainbowed 

How to reading rainbow someone: Tell the person that you’re speaking with something interesting to the point where they are genuinely interested in the topic. When you reach the point where you think the person is most interested in what you have to say and asks you a question about the topic, respond by saying “Read the damn book…ba da da.” (3 note tune that is played in the actual show when a kid would give a book report and cut you off mid-story leaving you in serious suspense). Then inform them that they just got reading rainbowed. You can switch it up and when someone doesn’t believe what you’re telling them; respond by saying “But you don’t have to take my word for it, read the damn book…ba da da."
Tom: Did you know that it’s possible to slow down time when you’re traveling at the speed of light?
Mike: No way, that’s not even possible.
Tom: Yes it is, there have been a lot of studies done on it.
Mike: Wow, how did they figure that out?
Tom: Read the damn book son…ba da da.
Mike: Huh?
Tom: You just got reading rainbowed.
Reading Rainbowed by 13th May 7, 2011

rainbowsexual 

A gay man who is so gay that he classifies his gender to be every color in the rainbow
That man was so fruity, I wouldn't dought that he was one of them rainbowsexual people.
rainbowsexual by Perry_the _platypus February 16, 2018

Rainbowsend 

The act of a woman licking one's own genitals
I was standing outside the pieshop and had a sudden urge to go to the rainbowsend

You exhibitionist biatch!
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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