“...and then we were all at the bar, and Misty looked hot in that dress and everyone was looking at her. Then Laura blew a guy in the men’s room but,
oh my god, this guy bought us all shots and then..”
“Wait, so Laura cheated on her
boyfriend.”
“Oops, I wasn’t
supposed to tell anyone” mumbled the Ratty Cathy.
No one ever told Clayton anything because he turned into a ratty Cathy after just one drink.