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Damn, look at that racehorse, isn't she fine
racehorse by tuffpuff February 19, 2008
A person who entertains others by doing ridiculous things upon their request; a puppet.
"Hey Alexander Badgley, do that funny looking dance you do."
"No! I'm not your racehorse!"
racehorse by Clammyhands August 14, 2007

Racehorse owner 

A Racehorse owner is a person fuels the Racing industry a person that supports trainers and jockeys and abides by all the rules written by those who don’t own horses and would never put money into the gorgeous animal . An owner is the last person to know truthfully of his horses ability an owner of a competitive horse is also known as a lucky owner . A statistic of around 1 or 2% of owners . An owner or an average racehorse has the same experience as the lucky owner until the horse races . Then on most occasions the trainer enhances the truth just to charge fees and milk the owner to pay for his lavish non working life style . Sometimes even by selling him and his friends shares of another horse that is no good on the track . These horses are known as stable fillers . The trainer is known as a crook and often word spreads of their track record . Trainers with more horses but not necessarily more winners is a big stable with a poor strike rate .
Racehorse owner I’d someone that pays all the money and takes all the risk , the trainer gets the glory and the jockey won the race
Racehorse owner by Victorian owner September 3, 2022

racehorse charlie 

A street name for cocaine. Rick James adores this substance.
Yo bro, Let me get some disco biscuits with a side of racehorse charlie. That stuff will get me trippin like Lucy in the sky.

racehorse shits 

When after holding in your shits too long, you wind up shitting your pants on the way to the bathroom much like a racehorse shits while running its track.
I got stuck in a conversation with Cindy at the party for so long, that when I ran to the bathroom I got the racehorse shits. She didn't call me back later.

Racehorse owner 

A Racehorse owner is a person fuels the Racing industry a person that supports trainers and jockeys and abides by all the rules written by those who don’t own horses and would never put money into the gorgeous animal . An owner is the last person to know truthfully of his horses ability an owner of a competitive horse is also known as a lucky owner . A statistic of around 1 or 2% of owners . An owner or an average racehorse has the same experience as the lucky owner until the horse races . Then on most occasions the trainer enhances the truth just to charge fees and milk the owner to pay for his lavish non working life style . Sometimes even by selling him and his friends shares of another horse that is no good on the track . These horses are known as stable fillers . The trainer is known as a crook and often word spreads of their track record . Trainers with more horses but not necessarily more winners is a big stable with a poor strike rate .
Racehorse owner I’d someone that pays all the money and takes all the risk , the trainer gets the glory and the jockey won the race
Racehorse owner by Victorian owner September 3, 2022