Definitions by Siniscarr

racehorse shits 

When after holding in your shits too long, you wind up shitting your pants on the way to the bathroom much like a racehorse shits while running its track.

I got stuck in a conversation with Cindy at the party for so long, that when I ran to the bathroom I got the racehorse shits. She didn't call me back later.

racehorse shits by Siniscarr May 8, 2016