Roflmaoasc is a variant of the well known roflmao(:rolling on the floor laughing my 4$$ off) and means:

rolling on the floor laughing my 4$$ off and scaring the cat

..which adds even more to the greatness of the laugh, resulting in the kind of laugh many people have died happy from

Cats don't like this kind of stuff, others find it funny, but most are too scared.

-The day Microsoft will make something that will not suck, will be the day they will start making vacuum cleaners.
-ROFLMAOASC!!1

roflmaoasc by MadCatMk2 March 6, 2007

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roflmaoastc

Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off and scaring the cat.
One of many abbreviations that started with "lol" (Laugh Out Loud) in the on-line community.

- Steave said he will be a geek no more
- roflmaoastc

roflmaoastc by Quixot3 February 6, 2006

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ROFLMAOWFITAFOLAISA

Yay, finally a long version of the ROFLMAOW+ that is pronounceable.

It stands for:
Rolling On Floor Laughing My Ass Off With Feet In The Air Farting Out Loud And It Smells Alot

Originally invented by Link Darentei from the battle.on forums. Today more commonly known as Grand Sword Master.
In other places he can be recognised as Darentei.

Guy on IRC writes: "So I look down and realise my FUCKING PENIS BROKE!"
Wrties new line: "OMG, PEN IS, not penis."
"I'm gonna rip off my spacebar for failing my like that. I must look really stupid now"
Your response: "ROFLMAOWFITAFOLAISA"

ROFLMAOWFITAFOLAISA by Makeybussines December 8, 2007

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roflmaoapmwptp

Online Lingo for:

Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off And Pissing Myself While Playing The Piano

Friend: *tells joke*
You: roflmaoapmwptp

roflmaoapmwptp by soadfreak33 January 21, 2004

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ROFLMAOAY

Rolling
On
Floor
Laughing
My
Arse/ass
Off
At
You

A: Im emo AND an American.
B: ROFLMAOAY!!!*points* FAG!

ROFLMAOAY by jeff24 June 10, 2005

Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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