jeff24's definitions

mawp

1. Noise made when you jump on a fish.
2. The noises fish make out of water.
3. A fish on a bike saying something.

Discontented fish: "MAAAAWWWWP"

by Jeff24 December 19, 2004

tequila suicide

An alternative to the tequila slammer. Snort the salt, down the shot, squeeze lime in the eye.

*WARNING* May cause nasal bleeding, bloodshot eyes and being totally muntered.

I did tequila suicides til 3:30am and lost the power of my legs and eye sight the next day. It was freakin awesome :)

by jeff24 September 5, 2005

xXx

Used in mobile phone text messaging and IM speak to represent a small kiss on the left cheek, a big kiss on the lips and a small kiss on the right cheek.

Girl: See ya later sweetypie xXx
Guy thinking "kisses?! suck my ____ bitch!!"

by Jeff24 May 15, 2005

hellop

A twist on the commonly used "hello".

Adding the letter "p" nicely closes up the rather open ending "hello" and makes for a more pleasing onomatapeic sound to the greeting.

Often used in text speak or IM speak.

"Hellop!"
"I'm sorry?"

"Hellop Bill!"
"Hellop tardface"

by Jeff24 September 10, 2006

wcg

Short for Web Cam Girl. Used as a keyword for searches in adult pornography.

Enter search "wcg"
346146 results found.
1.Hot chick undresses.mpg
2.WCG gets naked for you thumbnail
etc

by Jeff24 January 23, 2005

the bay

Used in reference to the internet auction site, eBay.

Just got this DVD for 50p. You gotta love the bay ;)

by jeff24 May 25, 2005

stoner jam

Noun. A meeting of musicians who smoke cannabis in order to inflict a positive effect on their music playing and songwriting skills.

Stoner: M'kay dude stoner jam at mine on Wednesday. Bring your bong AND your bass this time.

by jeff24 August 27, 2005