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Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off and scaring the cat.
One of many abbreviations that started with "lol" (Laugh Out Loud) in the on-line community.

- Steave said he will be a geek no more
- roflmaoastc

roflmaoastc by Quixot3 February 6, 2006

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roflmaoaicscismp

Rolling On Floor Laughing My Ass Off And I Can't Stop Cos I'm Shitting My Pants

Guy nr. 1: Here's a joke: JOKE!!!!!
Guy nr. 2: roflmaoaicscimp!!! That's funny!

roflmaoaicscismp by Eirik May 7, 2005

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ROFLMFMAOASTCWTIMECIATFDTSOMFL

short version of:
rolling on floor laughing my fucking mothers ass of with tears in my eyes cause i am to fucking drunk to stand on my fucking legs. :))

him : wow look at that !!
you : ROFLMFMAOASTCWTIMECIATFDTSOMFL
him : WTF?

ROFLMFMAOASTCWTIMECIATFDTSOMFL by anjdza October 24, 2009

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roflmaobst

rolling on floor laughing my ass off but still typing

Ben Dover: hahaha roflmao

Elieen Dover: roflmaobst??

Ben Dover: fuck off :/

roflmaobst by toolbar April 29, 2010

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roflmaoasc

Roflmaoasc is a variant of the well known roflmao(:rolling on the floor laughing my 4$$ off) and means:

rolling on the floor laughing my 4$$ off and scaring the cat

..which adds even more to the greatness of the laugh, resulting in the kind of laugh many people have died happy from

Cats don't like this kind of stuff, others find it funny, but most are too scared.

-The day Microsoft will make something that will not suck, will be the day they will start making vacuum cleaners.
-ROFLMAOASC!!1

roflmaoasc by MadCatMk2 March 6, 2007

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roflmaobtcastciiho

Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off, Biting The Carpet And Scaring The Cat If I Had One.

Combination of ROFLMAO, ROFLBTC and ROFLSTCIIHO. Means that you laugh.

Person #1: *says something funny*
Person #2: ROFLMAOBTCASTCIIHO

roflmaobtcastciiho by SyrFox February 7, 2008

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roflmaostc

Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off scaring the cat.

damn, that dude plugged the usb connectors into the firewire headers on the motherboard... 12v of pure destruction killed my iPod and usb thumbdrive :(

-roflmaostc

roflmaostc by samorost March 15, 2007

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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