roflmaoaf

roflmao And Farting, good for any joke that leads to an uncontrollable belly laugh.

PETA says that the pres. shouldn't 'pardon' a turkey but rather 'spare' it... "Turkeys do not need to be 'pardoned'-they are not guilty of anything other than being born into a world of prejudice. They are innocents who should be respected for who they are: good mothers, smart birds, and interesting animals."

I'm cooking two this year and later i'll be ROFLMAOAF when I tell my friends about this.

by ManWithGun November 27, 2012

roflmao zedong

The expression roflmao with zedong added because it sounds like Mao Zedong.

- Dude! I just told a joke!
- roflmao zedong!

by BBQPIZZA June 10, 2008

ROFLMAOOTDADTSAITPOAOT

Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off out the door and down the street and into the path of an oncoming truck

Mr. X: *Tells an extremely funny joke*
Mr. Y: ROFLMAOOTDADTSAITPOAOT
Mr. Y: *gets killed by a truck*

by Nepenthe The Great November 9, 2006

ROFLMAO

This Awsome Accumulation of letters means Rolling on Floor Laughing My Ass Off

"Rob: Im Cool and not at all annoying"
"Tony: ROFLAMAO"
"Rob: Aww..."

by Michael T March 22, 2003

ROFLMAOOL

The sultan of the great nation known as Stfunoob, known for his wise decisions and harsh punishments. Also, it stands for "Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off Out Loud," which is a combination of ROFL, LMAO, and LOL.

All Hail the Grand Sultan Roflmaool of Stfunoob!

Person 1: Dude! The PBS in our city burst into non-profit flames!
Person 2: ROFLMAOOL!

by Ben L. March 20, 2005

roflmaoaicscismp

Rolling On Floor Laughing My Ass Off And I Can't Stop Cos I'm Shitting My Pants

Guy nr. 1: Here's a joke: JOKE!!!!!
Guy nr. 2: roflmaoaicscimp!!! That's funny!

by Eirik May 7, 2005

ROFLMAOKCAB

Rolling,On,Floor,Laughing,My,Ass,Off,Kicking,Cats,And,Babies, a term coined online for laughing at a joke made by a close friend that will one day result in an amazing nickname, inside joke, or story.

Joe: What if I started calling you (hooliganvonhooliganberg), and then i told your work that was your new name, they would be like HOOLIGANVONHOOLIGANBERG, WTF, WE USED THREE NAME TAGS TO DO THIS NAME, GET OUT OF OUR STORE NOW!!

Steve:ROFLMAOKCAB

Jack: BILL LOOKS AT GAY (pr0nz)

Joey: Dude, ROFLMAOKCAB

by sprinkles7897 December 6, 2009