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roflmao And Farting, good for any joke that leads to an uncontrollable belly laugh.

PETA says that the pres. shouldn't 'pardon' a turkey but rather 'spare' it... "Turkeys do not need to be 'pardoned'-they are not guilty of anything other than being born into a world of prejudice. They are innocents who should be respected for who they are: good mothers, smart birds, and interesting animals."

I'm cooking two this year and later i'll be ROFLMAOAF when I tell my friends about this.

roflmaoaf by ManWithGun November 27, 2012

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roflmao zedong

The expression roflmao with zedong added because it sounds like Mao Zedong.

- Dude! I just told a joke!
- roflmao zedong!

roflmao zedong by BBQPIZZA June 10, 2008

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ROFLMAOOTDADTSAITPOAOT

Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off out the door and down the street and into the path of an oncoming truck

Mr. X: *Tells an extremely funny joke*
Mr. Y: ROFLMAOOTDADTSAITPOAOT
Mr. Y: *gets killed by a truck*

ROFLMAOOTDADTSAITPOAOT by Nepenthe The Great November 9, 2006

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ROFLMAO

This Awsome Accumulation of letters means Rolling on Floor Laughing My Ass Off

"Rob: Im Cool and not at all annoying"
"Tony: ROFLAMAO"
"Rob: Aww..."

ROFLMAO by Michael T March 22, 2003

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ROFLMAOOL

The sultan of the great nation known as Stfunoob, known for his wise decisions and harsh punishments. Also, it stands for "Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off Out Loud," which is a combination of ROFL, LMAO, and LOL.

All Hail the Grand Sultan Roflmaool of Stfunoob!

Person 1: Dude! The PBS in our city burst into non-profit flames!
Person 2: ROFLMAOOL!

ROFLMAOOL by Ben L. March 20, 2005

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roflmaoaicscismp

Rolling On Floor Laughing My Ass Off And I Can't Stop Cos I'm Shitting My Pants

Guy nr. 1: Here's a joke: JOKE!!!!!
Guy nr. 2: roflmaoaicscimp!!! That's funny!

roflmaoaicscismp by Eirik May 7, 2005

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ROFLMAOKCAB

Rolling,On,Floor,Laughing,My,Ass,Off,Kicking,Cats,And,Babies, a term coined online for laughing at a joke made by a close friend that will one day result in an amazing nickname, inside joke, or story.

Joe: What if I started calling you (hooliganvonhooliganberg), and then i told your work that was your new name, they would be like HOOLIGANVONHOOLIGANBERG, WTF, WE USED THREE NAME TAGS TO DO THIS NAME, GET OUT OF OUR STORE NOW!!

Steve:ROFLMAOKCAB

Jack: BILL LOOKS AT GAY (pr0nz)

Joey: Dude, ROFLMAOKCAB

ROFLMAOKCAB by sprinkles7897 December 6, 2009

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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