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roflmao zedong 

The expression roflmao with zedong added because it sounds like Mao Zedong.
- Dude! I just told a joke!
- roflmao zedong!
roflmao zedong by BBQPIZZA June 10, 2008

This Awsome Accumulation of letters means Rolling on Floor Laughing My Ass Off
"Rob: Im Cool and not at all annoying"
"Tony: ROFLAMAO"
"Rob: Aww..."
ROFLMAO by Michael T March 22, 2003

ROFLMAOOL 

The sultan of the great nation known as Stfunoob, known for his wise decisions and harsh punishments. Also, it stands for "Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off Out Loud," which is a combination of ROFL, LMAO, and LOL.
All Hail the Grand Sultan Roflmaool of Stfunoob!

Person 1: Dude! The PBS in our city burst into non-profit flames!
Person 2: ROFLMAOOL!
ROFLMAOOL by Ben L. March 20, 2005

roflmaoysst 

Rolling on floor laughing my ass off, yet somehow still typing

barry: ROFLMAO

jill: yet somehow he's still typing???? lolwit

Sam: yeh he's roflmaoysst, lol
used by bill bailey british comedian to show the stupidity off some online abrv's. " and then i typed 'roflmaoysst'........rolling on floor laughing my ass off yet somehow still typing"
roflmaoysst by egypt1990 August 29, 2009

roflmaoaicscismp 

Rolling On Floor Laughing My Ass Off And I Can't Stop Cos I'm Shitting My Pants
Guy nr. 1: Here's a joke: JOKE!!!!!
Guy nr. 2: roflmaoaicscimp!!! That's funny!
roflmaoaicscismp by Eirik May 7, 2005

ROFLMAOKCAB 

Rolling,On,Floor,Laughing,My,Ass,Off,Kicking,Cats,And,Babies, a term coined online for laughing at a joke made by a close friend that will one day result in an amazing nickname, inside joke, or story.
Joe: What if I started calling you (hooliganvonhooliganberg), and then i told your work that was your new name, they would be like HOOLIGANVONHOOLIGANBERG, WTF, WE USED THREE NAME TAGS TO DO THIS NAME, GET OUT OF OUR STORE NOW!!

Steve:ROFLMAOKCAB

Jack: BILL LOOKS AT GAY (pr0nz)

Joey: Dude, ROFLMAOKCAB
ROFLMAOKCAB by sprinkles7897 December 6, 2009
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
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