ROFES
Rolling On Floor Eating Shit
similar to ROFL but generally used when mocking dumb actions of someone
similar to ROFL but generally used when mocking dumb actions of someone
Words you can keep
eggo rofls
1. delicious batter based toaster giggles. great with maple syrup or jelly or jam.
2. what you say when you see a lol cat.
3. what you say when you see a funny lol cat.
2. what you say when you see a lol cat.
3. what you say when you see a funny lol cat.
"Hey gentleman! What is the crap with this? EGGO ROFLS!"
"LOLZZZZ EGGO ROFLS MY FRIENDSTER!"
"I laugh here to my eggo rofls."
"bummmer ! eggo rofls are frozen!"
"LOLZZZZ EGGO ROFLS MY FRIENDSTER!"
"I laugh here to my eggo rofls."
"bummmer ! eggo rofls are frozen!"
eggo rofls by Dabbo May 18, 2008
Related Words
rofessional • Rofe • Rodescent • roflsauce • roflsaurus • roflsaurus rex • ROFLSFHTMSFOAIDMT • Roflshisms • rafesexual • robese
POBRs (Political Operatives in Black Robes)
A POBR is an individual who purports to be an impartial judge in a court of law but is not. A true impartial judge weighs the facts and evidence and applicable statutes and laws first then forms an opinion second. A POBR starts first with their opinion which supports a personal political agenda of theirs which is then followed by a (frantic) search for some sort of legal justification. The POBR is a political activist first and may hold the title of judge, but is not a judge in the true sense of the word.
When the Pennsylvania Supreme Court decided September 8, 2020 in a 5-2 decision to allow "the approval of unmanned drop boxes" and an "extension of the deadline for receiving mail-in ballots" in the 2020 Presidential election, all the Democrat state supreme court justices were doing was making it easier for the Democrats in their state to create and cast fraudulent ballots to tilt the election in favor of the Democrats. The Pennsylvania state supreme court justices are rightly maligned as POBRs (Political Operatives in Black Robes). They are not true judges. That is, they are posers. They are imposters which who have earned the harshest possible criticism.
POBRs (Political Operatives in Black Robes) by SemperFidelis1788 November 17, 2020
roflshtalbopco
When a computer user sees something on the internet that he accidentally pissed himself laughing so hard, unfortunately this makes the floor wet. A long version of this term is rolling on floor laughing so hard that a little bit of pee came out. Pronounced - (rofel-sh-tal-bop-co).
Can also rarely be used to describe eastern europeans.
Can also rarely be used to describe eastern europeans.
1. I just saw an old woman accidentally fall into a wood
chipper, roflshtalbopco
2. I killed your whole family for a practical joke, ROFLSHTALBOPCO!!!
3. Yeah, dont make friends with him Tom, hes a roflshtalbopco.
4. My mum was really mad yesterday because I done a
roflshtalbopco all over the kitchen.
chipper, roflshtalbopco
2. I killed your whole family for a practical joke, ROFLSHTALBOPCO!!!
3. Yeah, dont make friends with him Tom, hes a roflshtalbopco.
4. My mum was really mad yesterday because I done a
roflshtalbopco all over the kitchen.
roflshtalbopco by Grant and Callum June 14, 2008
pwncakes and rofls
pwncakes and rofls by Some_Old_People June 1, 2009
ROFLSHMSFOAIDMT
ROFLSHMSFOAIDMT by awesomeselflover September 17, 2010
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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grebo
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