ROFES 

Rolling On Floor Eating Shit
similar to ROFL but generally used when mocking dumb actions of someone

I can't believe what that idiot just did ROFES

ROFES by fulkan March 12, 2021

eggo rofls 

1. delicious batter based toaster giggles. great with maple syrup or jelly or jam.

2. what you say when you see a lol cat.

3. what you say when you see a funny lol cat.

"Hey gentleman! What is the crap with this? EGGO ROFLS!"

"LOLZZZZ EGGO ROFLS MY FRIENDSTER!"

"I laugh here to my eggo rofls."

"bummmer ! eggo rofls are frozen!"

eggo rofls by Dabbo May 18, 2008

POBRs (Political Operatives in Black Robes)

A POBR is an individual who purports to be an impartial judge in a court of law but is not. A true impartial judge weighs the facts and evidence and applicable statutes and laws first then forms an opinion second. A POBR starts first with their opinion which supports a personal political agenda of theirs which is then followed by a (frantic) search for some sort of legal justification. The POBR is a political activist first and may hold the title of judge, but is not a judge in the true sense of the word.

When the Pennsylvania Supreme Court decided September 8, 2020 in a 5-2 decision to allow "the approval of unmanned drop boxes" and an "extension of the deadline for receiving mail-in ballots" in the 2020 Presidential election, all the Democrat state supreme court justices were doing was making it easier for the Democrats in their state to create and cast fraudulent ballots to tilt the election in favor of the Democrats. The Pennsylvania state supreme court justices are rightly maligned as POBRs (Political Operatives in Black Robes). They are not true judges. That is, they are posers. They are imposters which who have earned the harshest possible criticism.

POBRs (Political Operatives in Black Robes) by SemperFidelis1788 November 17, 2020

Rafesworn 

Those who mindlessly praise Rafe Judkins on his abomination of Robert Jordan's The Wheel of Time which he completely changed and destroyed the story from the books

I can't believe the RafeSworn are saying this show is better than the books or that it catches the "spirit" of the books.

Rafesworn by Abaddon53 January 15, 2022

roflshtalbopco 

When a computer user sees something on the internet that he accidentally pissed himself laughing so hard, unfortunately this makes the floor wet. A long version of this term is rolling on floor laughing so hard that a little bit of pee came out. Pronounced - (rofel-sh-tal-bop-co).

Can also rarely be used to describe eastern europeans.

1. I just saw an old woman accidentally fall into a wood
chipper, roflshtalbopco

2. I killed your whole family for a practical joke, ROFLSHTALBOPCO!!!

3. Yeah, dont make friends with him Tom, hes a roflshtalbopco.

4. My mum was really mad yesterday because I done a
roflshtalbopco all over the kitchen.

roflshtalbopco by Grant and Callum June 14, 2008

pwncakes and rofls 

An amusing way to say pancakes and waffles in an allusion to pwn and rofl for no apparent reason

"Hey want to go to IHOP for pwncakes and rofls?"

pwncakes and rofls by Some_Old_People June 1, 2009

ROFLSHMSFOAIDMT 

rolling on the floor laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and i drop my taco

I was so sad today. I ROFLSHMSFOAIDMT'd.

ROFLSHMSFOAIDMT by awesomeselflover September 17, 2010