resources
The amount of money available to you. The amount of money you own or have. Wealth, capital, property, possessions.
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resources by Hercolena Oliver April 28, 2008
resources
A term overly used by the left. Resources serve to "educate" people on "important" social issues and include meaningless petitions, cringy infographics, etc.
You should totally check out @feminist on Instagram, they have great ReSoUrCeS for oppressed black people and struggling LGBTQ members!
Resources Synthesis Plants
The macro-scale version of a replicator, focused on bulk production of fundamental commodities. These sprawling industrial complexes use advanced chemistry, nuclear transmutation, and nanoscale assembly to create resources from base feedstocks. Think: pulling nitrogen and hydrogen from the air to synthesize limitless fertilizer, cracking water and atmospheric CO2 into liquid hydrocarbon fuels, or processing silicate rock into pure silicon, aluminum, and oxygen. They turn ubiquitous, low-value materials into the essential building blocks of civilization.
Example: "The asteroid base's life support is a resources synthesis plant. It eats crushed rock, extracts metals, splits the oxide for oxygen, and polymerizes the leftover carbon into plastics and synth-textiles. Your bunk and your spacesuit both started as the same handful of gravel." Resources Synthesis Plants
Resources Synthesis Plants by Dumuabzu January 29, 2026
Subhuman Resources
That which passes for Human Resources, the corporate repository for people too feckless, indolent and dull-witted to survive by eating out of dumpsters. Circumventing the certain risk to production, process or profit these fools represent, Subhuman Resources serves the double purpose of barring such incompetents from mucking up the works by turning them loose to harry the employees who actually do contribute to company success.
Famously sexless, humorless and brainless, this office also serves to repel rodents if, ironically, by employing them.
Famously sexless, humorless and brainless, this office also serves to repel rodents if, ironically, by employing them.
Subhuman Resources by lexicali slim September 8, 2010
Human Resources
Soulless, mendacious, spineless, shit-eating prick twisters who aren't smart enough to be lawyers or empathetic enough to be child molesters.
Human Resources by NylonPimp January 16, 2017
Robot Resources
1. What Human Resources will be called after we're all replaced by robots. HR will become RR.
2.The enabler of a new economic paradigm where we're all either sipping pina coladas on the beach, or shipped off to glue factories.
2.The enabler of a new economic paradigm where we're all either sipping pina coladas on the beach, or shipped off to glue factories.
You got a problem with us, Elon? Take it up with RR (Robot Resources).
HR is totally useless. I look forward to the day it's replaced by Robot Resources. Even though that'll mean I'm out of a job I guess.
HR is totally useless. I look forward to the day it's replaced by Robot Resources. Even though that'll mean I'm out of a job I guess.
Robot Resources by denumb October 29, 2017