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B R E A D B A N K 

welcome to the bread bank. we sell bread, we sell loafs. we got bread on deck, bread on the floor. TOASTED ROASTED

shut the fuck up. listen, i just need a baguette and a brioche

we don't have either of those, you can get the gluten free white bread, the potato bread-

what the fuck is gluten? take that shit out.

it's gluten free

i don't CARE if it's free.

swear on your fucking YEEZYS if you wanna fight, we gon' fight.

what, you tryna be on worldstar?

what, you gon record it?

ye. i got my dollar store camera on.

What's the fucking situǽtion?

what the fuck do you want?

I'm the motherfucking manager.

at the bread store?

BREAD.

tell him to take the motherfucking gluten OUT THE BREAD.

I'm to need you to shut that bullshit up chief, we can't take shit out the bread.

why put it in the first place? i know y'all smoking that pack.

We've got crackers, no gluten

fuck crackers.

it's gluten free. you want the gluten or nah?

hell no. you better take the gluten out that damn shit

Look, we've got whole wheat gluten free texas toast gluten free TORTILLA

fuck all that. what bitchass country are y'all from where they got this bullshit at?

Florida.

i knew it

look, you can either take this yeast, or i'm calling the police.

i'm going WEAST

Nah, don't call the police, I've got a warrant.

honestly, fuck y'all. i ain't never seen nobody act like this over no bread.

What the fuck are you saying?

all i'm saying is: fuck yalls bread, fuck the gluten, and fuck them crackers.
B R E A D B A N K
B R E A D B A N K by .Greg. October 10, 2020

B e e s e c h u r g e r 

B e e s e c h u r g e r’s are an extremely rare fast food item, sold at mcdawnalds. If most people get one they normally get free chinkin nungets on the side.
Welcome to mcdawnalds do you wanna phucking

b e e s e c h u r g e r

P-please, I just wanna s-see my wife again.

Chinken nunget

B.E.E.R. Party 

A new political Party with the intent of making the President and Congress realize they are running a champagne Govt. on a water budget...
We believe that life can be lived and supported sufficiently, efficiently, and peacefully by abiding by the "Beer Lifestyle on a Beer Budget" adage!!!!
Disenchanted by all the in-fighting and destruction caused by the current political parties; A small band of Americans formed The B.E.E.R. Party to reignite the fire of democracy that has been quelled by modern day politicians such as libtards, repukes, and polidiots alike...
Eat. Beat. Repeat. Generally referring to a man eating a woman’s pussy, then fucking said pussy, then alternating between eating and fucking until one or both partners cum (hopefully multiple times!).
I love to E.B.R. my girlfriend’s pussy…it’s definitely my favorite way to fuck!
E.B.R. by txmercury June 10, 2021
An R.B.E, or a Resource Based Economy, relies on the concept that abundance for all people is a much more relevant motivator than monetary incentive, with the end result being a healthy & technologically advanced society.
To further clarify the concept of a resource based economy (R.B.E) consider this example: A group of people is stranded on an island with enormous purchasing power including gold, silver and diamonds. All this wealth would be irrelevant to their survival if the island had few resources such as food, clean air, and water. Only when population exceeds the productive capacity of the land do problems such as greed, crime, and violence emerge. On the other hand, if people were stranded on an island that was abundant with natural resources producing more than the necessities for survival, then a monetary system would be irrelevant. It is only when resources are scarce that money can be used to control their distribution. One could not, for example, sell the air we breathe, the sand on the beach, or the salt water in the ocean to someone else on the island who has equal access to all these things. In a resource-based economy all of the world's resources would be held as the common heritage of all of the earth's people, thus eventually outgrowing the need for the artificial boundaries that separate people – this is the unifying imperative.
R.B.E by TheAnnoyingSwede February 22, 2011

B e n t l y C o m m a n d e r 

B e n t l y C o m m a n d e r is fuckin retarded