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R E C T U M

The spaced out word that defines the way of life and decency the only comical way to get through life is the r e c t u m. and no it is not just your butt it is your soul.
thats big R E C T U M
HEY WTF R E C T U M

THEY TAKE A SHIT OUTTA THERE R E C T U M
R E C T U M by landwheat April 15, 2020

B.I.C.T.R.N 

Bitch, I cant talk right now!
Jeff: OMG OG OMG OMG ANSWER ME NOWWWWWW!
Bob: B.I.C.T.R.N
B.I.C.T.R.N by CatPotatoYay April 9, 2019
The RTC is an organisation that focuses on the protection and security of children under ages of 16. RTC stands for “Rape The Children”. This is also their motto in which they live by. They simply find orphans and homeless children, and take them into their “home”. They provide them with food, water and baths. Lots of baths. In fact, they get each child to bathe 5 times a day, and the RTC Supervisors “supervise” the bathing children. They make sure the baths are really soapy.
Josh: “Oh no, those kids are getting picked up by the R.T.C!”
Emily: “Lucky bastards!”
*Josh dies in awe.*
R.T.C by PapaGünter69 December 2, 2018
Regional Technical College also an abbreviation for Real Tick Culchies in reference to the boggers that attend them.
1, I was down at the local R.T.C. today.
2, Did you see all those R.T.C.'s around dublin today?
R.T.C. by Trouser Snake January 13, 2009

C.R.T.D.U.U.G.T 

Come ride this dick until you get tried
Let me ride until I get tried C.R.T.D.U.U.G.T
C.R.T.D.U.U.G.T by Bigpopie July 8, 2021

p e r f e c t i o n 

Emily is p e r f e c t i o n .
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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