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"Look It's a Quokka!"
"You mean Han Jisung from Stray Kids?"
Quokka by hyunjin's hairvand February 8, 2023
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Qwuok • quokka • quoke • qwoke • Qwok • quok • quoked • quoka • Quoketh • quoking
A quokka is a small, majestic, native Australian animal. Quokkas are found in Western Australia and Rottnest Island, they are very friendly and love to come up to you and say hi! Quokkas resemble a joey and have cute little paws. Quokkas are known for being the worlds happiest animal because they are always smiling. :)
"Mikal, Christinaaaaa and Annacar went to Rottnest island to visit their quokka friends"
"awww that quokka is so cute!"
quokka by Annacar Quokka October 21, 2016
A small fuzzy creature that is SO cute and I ADORE them, they only live at Rottnest island and has no natural predators so they are friendly to people and take selfies.

They also SMILE. THEY ARE SO CUTE.
Guy 1 : "Hey I saw some quokkas yesterday"

Guy 2 : "Show me the quokka"

Guy 1 : *Opens briefcase showing a pack of smiling and happy quokkas*

Guy 2 : "Good."
Quokka by MemeBuster3641 October 21, 2020

Quokka pile 

A large pile of unwashed laundry that accumulates in the corner of ones room, common amongst teenage men. An overflowing laundry basket.
Quokka pile by doof15 May 6, 2009

Quok Vet 

Quok Vet (n.) the sexual organ of any gender
Show She d Quok Vet (v.) to show a female your dick, thereby indicating that you are going to have sex with her
Guy #1: man i dont know what to do melissa doesnt want to have sex and i think im getting blue balls
Guy #2: its aiight guy... relax just bring her to urr place and show she d Quok Vet
Quok Vet by Beyenne October 23, 2007
Remember the basketball game yesterday , the coach was quoke
Quoke by Dr. Seusie January 1, 2018
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