Vaginal smoking, as demonstrated on at least one Internet video sequence with that gorgeous woman who says "and you don't cough, and it doesn't get your teeth yellow!" If you possess a vagina you stick the cool end of the lit cigar or cigarette in and use rhythmic contractions of the vaginal or perineal muscles to suck in and expel air. Try not to burn your pubes. To anyone halfway intelligent, whatever sex appeal there may be in the practice is entirely a matter of the organ used. Not recommended if you have a non-smoking partner who fancies going down on you. Probably not much healthier than the more familiar method. A contraction of "quim" and "smoking". Verb, to quoke.
Quoking looks interesting if you have a high gross-out threshold, no interest in the quoker's health, and it still has novelty value. Otherwise, forget about it.
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Get the quoking mug.Used as an alternative to "shook". Usually used for more emphasis. Popularize by Shane Dawson, who probably learned it from Ru Paul's Drag Race.
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Get the meme quoting mug.A variation of “soaking”. An unmarried Mormon couple go to the top bunk on a set of bunk beds. The Mormon guy puts his penis in the Mormon girl, but holds still because if he thrusted that would be having sex, which is a sin. A third person then gets on the bottom bunk and kicks the top bunk so the couple can experience movement, but they will be in the clear because it’s not them doing the movement.
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Emitting penile flatulence, i.e., emitting air or gas from the penis through the urethra.
ETYMOLOGY: "Quofe" is the male form of queef.
NOTE: Quofes are a rare phenomenon compared to queefs because it is much harder for air to become stuck in a man's urethra than in a woman's comparatively larger vagina. Quofes occur most frequently after a catheter has been inserted into the penis and removed, leaving air trapped in the bladder or urethra.
Emitting penile flatulence, i.e., emitting air or gas from the penis through the urethra.
ETYMOLOGY: "Quofe" is the male form of queef.
NOTE: Quofes are a rare phenomenon compared to queefs because it is much harder for air to become stuck in a man's urethra than in a woman's comparatively larger vagina. Quofes occur most frequently after a catheter has been inserted into the penis and removed, leaving air trapped in the bladder or urethra.
After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but ended up quofing and splattering urine everywhere.
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