quoke

A mixture of the word quaked (another word for shook... "I'm shook","I'm quaked"....technically the same thing) and woke

I'm so quoke.
"That has me sooooooo quoke"

by tegmhomas January 30, 2017

quoke

combination of 'quick' and 'poke'.

man i really need a 'quoke' before i sit my exams.

by kaprel July 09, 2010

Quoke

Past-tense of quaking

Remember the basketball game yesterday , the coach was quoke

by Dr. Seusie January 01, 2018

quoking

Vaginal smoking, as demonstrated on at least one Internet video sequence with that gorgeous woman who says "and you don't cough, and it doesn't get your teeth yellow!" If you possess a vagina you stick the cool end of the lit cigar or cigarette in and use rhythmic contractions of the vaginal or perineal muscles to suck in and expel air. Try not to burn your pubes. To anyone halfway intelligent, whatever sex appeal there may be in the practice is entirely a matter of the organ used. Not recommended if you have a non-smoking partner who fancies going down on you. Probably not much healthier than the more familiar method. A contraction of "quim" and "smoking". Verb, to quoke.

Quoking looks interesting if you have a high gross-out threshold, no interest in the quoker's health, and it still has novelty value. Otherwise, forget about it.

by Fearman February 01, 2008

quoked

To be fucked up the ass by multiple transgender midget who have 12 inch cocks or more than one 12 inch autistic cock.

Ruslan was doing his homework and then got quoked by all the black midgets that were running around swinging their 12 inch autistic cocks

by Sav420blaze April 19, 2018

quok

the new age way to say cock

"fuck you man!"
"well you can just suck my quok!"

by hert April 21, 2006

Quok Vet

Quok Vet (n.) the sexual organ of any gender
Show She d Quok Vet (v.) to show a female your dick, thereby indicating that you are going to have sex with her

Guy #1: man i dont know what to do melissa doesnt want to have sex and i think im getting blue balls
Guy #2: its aiight guy... relax just bring her to urr place and show she d Quok Vet

by Beyenne October 23, 2007