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An unexpected happening, usually occuring at times of inconvenience; related to colon gas/liqiud.
While in a board of directors meeting, Sally sat uncomfortably whilst realising she had done a qwok in her pants.
Qwok by Geoff Craddock October 29, 2008
Words you can keep
When someone pays for a check at a group event; mainly lunches

To qwok a check
Brad: *pays for whole check*

Chad: we’re not gonna split it?

Brad: nah it’s fine let me qwok it

Sean: thanks m8
Qwok by Josins June 30, 2019
Related Words
qwoke Qwok Qwoky
Any korean
Hey those Qwoks bought another diner.

Or

Those Qwoks are taking over the world
Or

Fucking Qwoks
Qwok by geoF*ehr July 16, 2009
When you are so "shook" on the "shook/triggered" scale, that it can be compared to being woken up from your sleep by an earthquake.
"I am so qwoke by what had just happened, I need a minute."
"You mean 'woke'?"
"No, more than just 'woke'. Like, I was woke by an earthquake. Qwoke."
qwoke by Aldez250 October 23, 2017
The act of being brainwashed by QAnon. Like "Woke" except for conspiracy nutjobs. Accepting Alex Jones, Bigfoot, Fox News, pizzagate into your life. Not exclusive to mental illness, but highly correlated.
He was always stupid, but since voting Trump gone off the QWoke deep end.

She told the police she knew the 5G towers were transmitting COVID-HIV hybrid virus activation codes to the vaccine implanted microchips because she's QWoke.
QWoke by redmanalishi August 18, 2022
The act of being brainwashed by QAnon. Like "Woke" except for conspiracy nutjobs. Accepting Alex Jones, Bigfoot, Fox News, pizzagate into your life. Not exclusive to mental illness, but highly correlated.
He was always stupid, but since voting Trump gone off the QWoke deep end.

She told the police she knew the 5G towers were transmitting COVID-HIV hybrid virus activation codes to the vaccine implanted microchips because she's QWoke.
QWoke by redmanalishi August 18, 2022
You’re quirky and you slay at the same time
Person: omg that girl is so qwoky
Qwoky by Peepeeppoopoop November 7, 2022
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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