Quodd

A word that is used to describe a situation/experience that is simply "quite odd", hence the formation of this mega-word. Pronounced like the word 'quad'.

"I saw Gary at the movies with a teddy bear the other night."

"Really?! Thats quodd."

by sharon777 August 21, 2007

Quoldemort

The greatest pairing between two magical people ever created by brilliant minds.

Oh my god Darren Criss, that is such an amazing Quoldemort moment, thank you.

by Rumbleroar July 5, 2009

Tonsil quidditch

A synonym for "tonsil hockey" or "making out," but for nerds (used proudly by Harry Potter fans especially).

Guy 1: Dude, did you hook up with that girl last night?

Guy 2 (with scar on his forehead): Yea man, we played tonsil quidditch all night!

by JoeNotKaneOrCain January 18, 2011

Quondering

the art of successfully roaming the hallways at work rather than doing any real work.

Ray was quondering so much today that he got nothing accomplished.

by Mr Hottness August 5, 2011

strip quidditch

Where a team of wizards play a team of witchs at quidditch (standard rules apply). For each point lost, a member of the team has to remove a item of clothing. Due to large amounts of padding being worn by by both teams games are often lengthy and unexciting for the majority of the game. The clothes removed by the players often fall into the spectators, collected by a fan and never seen again. Due to the nature of broomsticks, both teams are permitted to keep their underwear from the waist down (excluding socks) on.

It is often played in college settings or where young wizards and witchs congregate. Strip quidditch often leads to more raunchy magical activities. Due to a court ruling in 1907, playing of strip quidditch by those over 45 is ilegal. Anyone caught playing is fined and stripped of magical powers.

Harry: Corr Ron did you see Hermipne?
Ron: No, why?
Harry: We were playing strip quidditch!
Ron: You lucky sod!

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Harry: I've been scarred for life!
Hermione: Why, Harry?
Harry: I've just seen Professor McGonagall playing strip quidditch with Hagrid!
Hermione: *shiver*

by RobBradshaw24 January 3, 2011

Quadd fishing

Quadd fishing also known as quick add fishing is the act of adding random girls or guys on your snap or social media site of your choosing. Once added the snapper will then ask random questions to see if the girl/guy responds. If so you may then start a conversation with this said person and try to be as funny as possible even if u can’t make a joke for your life. If you are the lucky son of a bitch who gets their number you may use them for whatever fucked up things you want.

We’re you quadd fishing that girl earlier… how’d that work out. Did you get her number?

by Salmon Waxman August 31, 2021

Quodpot

An American variation on Quidditch, played with an explosive ball. A game of Quodpot is played between two teams with eleven players each. The players attempt to get the Quod into the pot at the end of the pitch before it explodes. When the Quod is safely in the pot - which contains a solution to stop the Quod from exploding - the scorer's team gets a point and a new Quod is brought into play. Any player in possession of the Quod when it explodes must leave the field of play.

Quodpot is a very exciting game, but I prefer Quidditch.

by LilyGemma March 23, 2009