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Jay Quitler

A loser quarterback who pussy's out in the NFC championship game forcing them to put in the 3rd string who is better.
Wow did you see Jay Quitler yesterday?
Jay Quitler by WillieMac February 19, 2011

Myspace Quitter 

Someone who quits myspace to live in the real world. People on their friend list usually become devastated.
Dick is a myspace quitter and he now lives in the real world.
Myspace Quitter by Papoosenigga August 18, 2006

Quitteris 

One whose quitting or breaking of commitments brings them great pleasure, similar to the stimulation of a clitoris.
Can you believe Nick joined our fanatasy basketball league and then quit after drafting? What a quitteris.
Quitteris by Vince Dennis January 16, 2016

One hitter quitter

*one hit knockout punch
*bomb weed that effs you up after one hit
*1. a chick you have no intention of seeing after boinking them for the first time. 2. Someone you dont take home to mom. 3.One night stand
-Amanda over there, im gonna one hitter quitter that hoe!

- Bitch, you aint nothin but a one hitter quitter.

Clitter Quitter 

When a guy is all up on your clit &then all of a SUDDEN hopps off.
Skittles: "Oh so this nigga is a clitter quitter."

Juiicy: "Why is he a clitter quitter?"

Skittles: "He was on my clit, texting me errdayy for the past couple of months, then all of a sudden he stopped and now he acts like he dont even know me."

Juiicy: "damm it, straight up quittin' the clit. I got a clitter quitter too... girl let me tell youu... so me and a guy met at this party &then he was all up on my clit beggin' me for my digits. So i gave em to him &we started talkin' talkin', but i wasnt taking him seriously cause i was talkin' to other guys. He would text me night and day. Until the nigga got a girlfriend and i was SHOCKED.. so now i miss his obsessiv'ness."
Clitter Quitter by Juiicyfbabiee September 4, 2010

Quitcherbitchin

...quitcherbitchin and get back to work!
Quitcherbitchin by FrozenSun April 10, 2004
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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