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A pathetic excuse for a professional American football player who plays in the position of quarterback. The etymology goes back to a particular individual who played for the Chicago Bears. On January 23rd, 2011 he let the entire City of Chicago down when he quit playing in the third quarter claiming his knee was too injured to continue despite walking without any limp, and moving about on the sidelines after the fact. A stroke.
Let's burn Quitler's jersey in the parking lot after the game, and I doubt Daley's goons would care.
Quitler by go home lovie January 24, 2011
To give up when the going gets tough like Hitler did.
Billy really couldn’t take it he is just like Quitler”
Quitler by Ace race August 26, 2017

Jay Quitler

A loser quarterback who pussy's out in the NFC championship game forcing them to put in the 3rd string who is better.
Wow did you see Jay Quitler yesterday?
Jay Quitler by WillieMac February 19, 2011

Myspace Quitter 

Someone who quits myspace to live in the real world. People on their friend list usually become devastated.
Dick is a myspace quitter and he now lives in the real world.
Myspace Quitter by Papoosenigga August 18, 2006

Quitteris 

One whose quitting or breaking of commitments brings them great pleasure, similar to the stimulation of a clitoris.
Can you believe Nick joined our fanatasy basketball league and then quit after drafting? What a quitteris.
Quitteris by Vince Dennis January 16, 2016

One hitter quitter

*one hit knockout punch
*bomb weed that effs you up after one hit
*1. a chick you have no intention of seeing after boinking them for the first time. 2. Someone you dont take home to mom. 3.One night stand
-Amanda over there, im gonna one hitter quitter that hoe!

- Bitch, you aint nothin but a one hitter quitter.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
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