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A pathetic excuse for a professional American football player who plays in the position of quarterback. The etymology goes back to a particular individual who played for the Chicago Bears. On January 23rd, 2011 he let the entire City of Chicago down when he quit playing in the third quarter claiming his knee was too injured to continue despite walking without any limp, and moving about on the sidelines after the fact. A stroke.
Let's burn Quitler's jersey in the parking lot after the game, and I doubt Daley's goons would care.
Quitler by go home lovie January 24, 2011
To give up when the going gets tough like Hitler did.
“Billy really couldn’t take it he is just like Quitler”
Quitler by Ace race August 26, 2017

Jay Quitler

A loser quarterback who pussy's out in the NFC championship game forcing them to put in the 3rd string who is better.
Wow did you see Jay Quitler yesterday?
Jay Quitler by WillieMac February 19, 2011

Myspace Quitter 

Someone who quits myspace to live in the real world. People on their friend list usually become devastated.
Dick is a myspace quitter and he now lives in the real world.
Myspace Quitter by Papoosenigga August 18, 2006

Quitteris 

One whose quitting or breaking of commitments brings them great pleasure, similar to the stimulation of a clitoris.
Can you believe Nick joined our fanatasy basketball league and then quit after drafting? What a quitteris.
Quitteris by Vince Dennis January 16, 2016

One hitter quitter

*one hit knockout punch
*bomb weed that effs you up after one hit
*1. a chick you have no intention of seeing after boinking them for the first time. 2. Someone you dont take home to mom. 3.One night stand
-Amanda over there, im gonna one hitter quitter that hoe!

- Bitch, you aint nothin but a one hitter quitter.
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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