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Quicken Loans Cattle Handle 

When you pay a discount rate for a dry handjob while on a business trip to a rural area. The Quicken Loans Cattle Handle usually occurs in the backseat of a crew cab Chevy 2x4, while the handjobist's father is trying to buy dip in the Love's Gas Station. If timed improperly the Quicken Loans Cattle Handle can have disastrous results, including STI's, Blueballs or a Napoleon Complex.
Man I had to go to Oklahoma on a work trip, The wife made me promise not to do any cheating so all I did was get a couple Quicken Loans Cattle Handles to clear my head.

I got a Quicken Loans Cattle Handle yesterday, but her dad got out of the shell before I could finish.

quickenden 

Quickenden is a shit name
quickenden by Chadman69 April 5, 2021

The Quickening 

An ephemeral thing that only happens in the dark like catching lightning in a jar.
Tim was obsessed with The Quickening.
The Quickening by Professor_Zoom November 3, 2008

Quickening 

The practice of inviting several potential sexual partners to the same place and allowing them to compete for your attention until all are eliminated and one or more are left victorious.
Joe held a quickening at the bar where he worked at least once a week.
Quickening by BabyJo June 4, 2010
Johnathan Wittacker... the ugliest face you will ever see. with crooked ass teeth, a busted lip, and a HONK face!
Lauren aka Shrek is a quittaker.
quittaker by coobird14 September 27, 2003

quickenite 

One who works at the company Quickrn Loans.
"Where do you work?"

"Oh, I'm a Quickenite."
quickenite by Terrorbird June 21, 2014