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The Quickening 

An ephemeral thing that only happens in the dark like catching lightning in a jar.
The Quickening by Professor_Zoom November 3, 2008

Ali Quicking

This is when one homosexual male performs oral sexupon another male and deepthroats him so agressively that he throws up on his penis. This vomit is then used as an anal lubricant so they can engage is some ferocious bum sex.
"Oh my god, that Ali Quicking we got up to last night was so intense, I chundered everywhere and there was so much of it we could ferociously bum for hours"
Ali Quicking by Zenarocks September 19, 2012

quintening

To ignore a text or not answer a message
Man: hey, why were you quintening me last night?
Woman: sorry buddy, not interested.
quintening by john lalonde March 12, 2014

Squickening 

After Sarah took out her glass eye, Billy gave her a squickening.
Squickening by Suckadog November 6, 2002

Quickning 

A feeling of intense sexual hunger which occurs after awakening at night. Usually obtained while sleeping next to a sexually stimulating interest.
I woke up next to this chick and had the quickning feeling.
Quickning by Kitt21677 February 15, 2010

the quackening

An event, get together or party that does not actually exist and you’re just making stuff up to mess with your family, friends and co-workers
Yeah sorry I can’t come into work today, I have to go to the quackening.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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