1 definition by Kort's favorite Buttboy
When you pay a discount rate for a dry handjob while on a business trip to a rural area. The Quicken Loans Cattle Handle usually occurs in the backseat of a crew cab Chevy 2x4, while the handjobist's father is trying to buy dip in the Love's Gas Station. If timed improperly the Quicken Loans Cattle Handle can have disastrous results, including STI's, Blueballs or a Napoleon Complex.
Man I had to go to Oklahoma on a work trip, The wife made me promise not to do any cheating so all I did was get a couple Quicken Loans Cattle Handles to clear my head.
I got a Quicken Loans Cattle Handle yesterday, but her dad got out of the shell before I could finish.
I got a Quicken Loans Cattle Handle yesterday, but her dad got out of the shell before I could finish.
by Kort's favorite Buttboy January 2, 2018